Mazie Monday: A very dramatical day

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin' and today is Mazie Monday.  I hadded somethin' very dramaticals happen yestserday and it almost skeerted mommy to death.  See, as y'all all knows, I am blind as a bat.  But, I git around real good.  I know every square inch of the Whiskers & Purrs House and run and play just like all the other kids in the Gang.  One of my favoritest things to do is to jump up on top of the refrigeratators.  It's up real high and nobody can sneak up on me and skeer me.  Last night, I jumped up on top of the refrigeratator just like I always do.  I flopped over and started rollin' 'round for mommy to reach up a scratch my whiskers like she does every single time I jump up there.  Here's the dramatical part:  Uh, I sorta didn't realize how close I was to the edge and...well, uhm, I falleded off smack dab on my side on the hard floor!  VERY DRAMATICALS!

Mommy runned to me and picked me up very real fast.  My heart was beatin' so fast that mommy thoughted it might just pop!  She kissed me and holded me...for a minute she thought maybe I had knocked somethin' loose...like a gizzard or an innard or somethin'.  But...after I gotted all my lovin' and kisses, I was back to my old self.  I can tell you one thing, though...I ain't goin' near that evil ol' mean refrigeratator any time soons.

Have a real good Mazie Monday!

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace