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Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Just a reminder that tomorrow is the last day to submit your address for us to send you a Christmas card. We'll be takin' the form thingy down at the end of the day tomorrow. Be sure to give us your address and we'll send you a card full of happiness and cheer!!!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
It's all of us speakin'. Mommy's back still has the hurty. Dang...gittin' as old as she is must be awful. We hope she don't die soon.
Since mommy is flat on her butt back, we is all kinda bored. She ain't doin' nothin' to ennertain us. We thought we'd do a little meme...well, it ain't really a meme, but...whatever it is, we thought it might be fun. So here it is:
Go to your Picture Folder on your computer or wherever you store your pictures.
Go to the 6th Folder and then pick the 6th Picture.
Post it on your bloggy and tell the story that goes with the picture.
Tag 5 other glorious peoples to do the same thing and leave a comment on their bloggy tellin' them 'bout it.
So...here it goes...this is the 6th picture in the 6th picture folder on our pooter:
This is a picture mommy taked last year of Elizabeth Taylor huggin' Felix. This picture makes us happy and sad all at the same time. It's like Elizabeth Taylor was holdin' on to Felix...like she knowed he was gonna have to leave but didn't wanna let him go. None of us wanted Felix to leave us to go to heaven. We miss him so much. Those beautiful green eyes made us feel so happy. We love you, big brother. Keep watchin' over us, 'kay?
So now we is gonna tag 5 of our friends to do the same thing on their bloggy:
Vampy Vic
Eric & Flynn
Gandalf & Grayson
Parker
Harry
We hope everybody in the US enjoys the last day of their Thanksgivin' Holiday today. Tomorrow it's back to the same old grind...dang...
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Mommy has hurted her back. She is very real miserables right now. It hurts for her to lay down, stand up, sit down, walk, sleep or do just 'bout any dang thing. We are tryin' to help her just as any good children would.
In fact, she was layin' down earlier today, just a moanin' and a groanin', so Elsie Fallulah, Mrs. Lilly White and Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor all decided they were gonna take matters into their own paws.
One by one, they all three climbed up on mommy while she was layin' down. Uh...peoples...Elise, Lilly and Fergie are plus-size girls...all three of them at once is 'bout 45 pounds of woman cat purry goodness on mommy's bad back. Dang...with all that snoozy, purry vibaration goin' on, mommy just can't help but git better!
Mommy is very lucky to have us. We hope she realizes what gems we all is.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'. One year ago today, 2 real big things happened in our family. It was all very dramatical!
The first thing that happened one year ago today was that mommy tried to kill me. Yes, that's right, mommy tried to kill me. She had worked real hard to clean the oven before she fixed Tom Turkey. She used alll kinds of stinky things...the worst of which was somethin' called Easy-Off Oven Cleaner. That stuff is real bad stuff. It hurt my lungs...very real bad. I waked up on the day after Thanksgivin' and literally couldn't breathe. Mommy had to rush me to Aunt Doktor Dugan. They put me in a special cage that had oxygen piped into it. Aunt Doktor Dugan runned some tests and said I have somethin' called asthma. From that day on, I have to use somethin' called an inhaler. It is very cool and mommy says I am a very real good girl when she gives me my medicine through the inhaler.
While I was at Aunt Doktor Dugan's office that day, mommy meeted a boy...a boy that she falled head-over-heels in love with right then and there. This is the second very dramatical thing that happened. She was waitin' in the waitin' room while Aunt Doktor Dugan did some stuff with me. There was a kitty condo full of kittens in the lobby...but there was one that was all by himself and he keeped talkin' to mommy and tryin' to git her attention. Aunt Doktor Dugan had named him Sprout...and that was a good name for him at the time...he was definitely a Sprout. He was SO charmin' and just flat-out cute with his bug-eyes and deformed front paws. Mommy had a hard time sayin' goodbye to him. Well...as you might guess, mommy thinked 'bout Sprout day and night...she couldn't stop. She lasted until December 6...she just couldn't wait no more. She called Aunt Doktor Dugan and asked if she could adopt Sprout. Aunt Doktor Dugan was VERY excited and said YES!!! So, on December 6th, Sprout offishully became a member of the Whiskers & Purrs Gang. He came home and let us know that his real name was Freddy Astaire Graves III...and the rest was history.
Next week we are gonna celebrate Freddy's one year anniversary. We hope everybody will join us on December 6th!
Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor
To all our dear friends on the innernets, this is all of us speakin'. Today is Thanksgivin' Day in the US. All of us has gots lots to be thankful for...we wanted to take a minute to say what each of us appreciates the most.
| Buzzy Randolph Graves III - I am thankful for Mazie Grace. She is my best friend. She makes me feel safe and loved. |
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Elsie Fallulah Graves - I'm thankfuls for Vampy Vic, Mushka, their mommy and daddy, bein' able to use mommy as a Kleenex to wipe my boogers on and... I'm most thankfuls for my Anderson Cooper. |
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor - I'm thankful for mommy givin' me extra hugs and kisses ever since Felix went to heaven. I have been so lonely and I miss him very much. Mommy makes me feel much better. |
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Freddy Astaire Graves III - I'm thankful for every |
| Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie - I am thankful for every time Elsie Fallulah flips me on my back and has her way with me...Hubba Hubba! |
Jimmy Durante Graves III - I am most thankful for everything that Felix taughted me 'bout bein' the man of the house. I'm tryin' to fill his shoes...it ain't easy but at least I'mma tryin'. |
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Mademoiselle Coco Chanel - I am thankful for |
| Mazie Grace - I am thankful for all my brothers and sisters that look out for me when Elizabeth Taylor is tryin' to kill me. I'm also thankful that I'm able to git 'round the house real good all by myself even though I am blind as a bat. |
Mrs. Lilly White - I am very thankful to God for makin' me so very beautful, smart and wise. I am perfect in every single way. |
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Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III - I am And, finally, we all are very very VERY thankful for Very truly yours, |
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Miss Elizabeth Taylor...
pritty on the outside, butt-ugly on the inside
Hi. This is all of us speakin'. Uh...everybody is layin' kinda low tonight...mommy is very extra cranky. See...Elizabeth Taylor has been extra mean to Mazie Grace tonight. She has spended the whole night stickin' her fingernails into Mazie. Mommy has fussed at her and fussed at her. She cut all of Elizabeth's fingernails off... but she is still pickin' on Mazie. Mommy said the next time she tried to hurt Mazie, Elizabeth was gonna go into a time out inside the cat carrier...
Elizabeth Taylor, you gots to stop bein' mean to Mazie Grace. There just ain't no reason for you to be so awful to her. She is blind and your pickin' on her lets everybody see that you might be real purty on the outside but you is butt-ugly on the inside. STOP IT. You run the risk of bein' kicked outta the Whiskers & Purrs Gang if you keep it up. We is all gonna take up for Mazie Grace and beat the livin' bejeezuz outta you if you keep this meanness up. We ain't gonna play nice with you no more. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. I am very upsetted. I ALWAYS watch my Anderson Cooper on CNN every single night of the week from 10:00 - 11:00 PM eastern time. Tonight I ain't gonna be able to. Mommy is gonna hog the television. She said she MUST watch the reunion special for Housewifes of Atlanta. That ain't fair! I think she should be able to watch this video and be done with it:
How am I gonna git by without seein' my Anderson Cooper today? I am so upsetted...I just don't know what to do.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. Many many MANY years ago, my mommy's mommy used to sing a song to her at this time of year. It went somethin' like this:
Thanksgivin' day was comin'
And Mr. Turkey said,
"I must be real careful, 'cause I may lose my head!"The Pumpkin heard the Turkey
And said, "Oh me, oh my!"
"Mix me up with sugar and spice and I'll be pumpkin pie!"
I can say with all honesty that today would not be a good day to be a turkey or a pumpkin. I'm glad I'mma cat.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
PS...I thought you might want to know that I ain't wearin' no pants right now. I'm just sayin'...that's all.
Hi to all my friends on the innernets. This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. I am very sleepy and cranky this mornin'. Mommy waked me up very real early to take my picture. She wanted me to show Vampy Vic the heart shape I have on my tummy. You can't really see that it's a heart shape from this angle but...trust me...I gots lotsa heart.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Whew...rakin' leafs is hard work. We is weared out from watchin' mommy. We must rest.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
