Miss Elizabeth Taylor is butt-ugly on the inside.

Miss Elizabeth Taylor...
pritty on the outside, butt-ugly on the inside

Hi.  This is all of us speakin'.  Uh...everybody is layin' kinda low tonight...mommy is very extra cranky.  See...Elizabeth Taylor has been extra mean to Mazie Grace tonight.  She has spended the whole night stickin' her fingernails into Mazie.  Mommy has fussed at her and fussed at her.  She cut all of Elizabeth's fingernails off... but she is still pickin' on Mazie.  Mommy said the next time she tried to hurt Mazie, Elizabeth was gonna go into a time out inside the cat carrier...

Elizabeth Taylor, you gots to stop bein' mean to Mazie Grace.  There just ain't no reason for you to be so awful to her.  She is blind and your pickin' on her lets everybody see that you might be real purty on the outside but you is butt-ugly on the inside.  STOP IT.  You run the risk of bein' kicked outta the Whiskers & Purrs Gang if you keep it up.  We is all gonna take up for Mazie Grace and beat the livin' bejeezuz outta you if you keep this meanness up.  We ain't gonna play nice with you no more.  STOP IT.  STOP IT.  STOP IT!

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang