Today is a good day to not be a turkey.

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  Many many MANY years ago, my mommy's mommy used to sing a song to her at this time of year.  It went somethin' like this:

Thanksgivin' day was comin'
And Mr. Turkey said,
"I must be real careful, 'cause I may lose my head!"

The Pumpkin heard the Turkey
And said, "Oh me, oh my!"
"Mix me up with sugar and spice and I'll be pumpkin pie!"

I can say with all honesty that today would not be a good day to be a turkey or a pumpkin.  I'm glad I'mma cat.

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III

PS...I thought you might want to know that I ain't wearin' no pants right now.  I'm just sayin'...that's all.