Elsie Fallulah: A little bit of info 'bout me

Dearest peoples on the innernets...'specially my good friend, Vampy Vic,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  I thought maybe you would like to know some very important information 'bout me just to make sure you git to know all the ins and outs of what makes me me.  As I telled y'all here, I had a rough time of it when I was borned 'cause my momma cat was taked away from me by a big dumb idiot womans.  But that wasn't my only troubles. 

Sad Baby Elsie just a couple of hours after bein' rescued

See, I was borned with only one nostril...ya know...a nose hole.  Everybody is supposed to be borned with two nose holes but I only had me one.  It made it harder for me to breathe and I had lotsa sinus infections...some of them infections was real painful and made me very extra sick. 

I also had me one GIGANTICAL tooth that was growin' out of the front of my mouth like a unicorn's horn.  It was huge and the tooth root was growin' up into my sinus cavity.  That also caused me to have lotsa hurts in my head.  It was not fun.

SO...mommy taked me to the vetroregurgitarian and they xrayed my nose and could see that I really had a 2nd nose hole but there was skin and tissue coverin' it up.  So...they opened up my 2nd nose hole by doin' a operation and they pulled my gigantical tooth, too.  After that, I was perfect.

Happy Baby Elsie showin' mommy how to fix supper properly

Mommy says that I am one of the few girl cats that can say she has had a nose job and her teeths fixed!  I'm just glad I didn't need to git my bosoms fixed...they was perfect from the beginnin'...alll 47 of 'em.

Very truly yours,

Comments

[Eric and Flynn]

Poor Elsie. You did have a rough start. We're glad you got such a lovely forever home with a good mum who got you all fixed up better than new.

[The Meezers]

oh Elsie, you are an extra special wonderful girl!

[Whicky Wuudler]

What a rough start in life you had. I'm appalled by the story of the hateful woman who took away your Mom. But look at you now, all beautiful, safe and loved!

A happy ending!

[Parker]

I would say that you are extra lucky to have such a great Mommy now!

[Gandalf and Grayson]

Wow, we never knew anybuddy with a hidey nostril before Elsie! You are a very special girl!

[Vampy Vic]

Oh My sweetest little princess Elsie, I thought the story of your furry Momma was bad enough let along your baby problems.
You poor darling, but you must be a tough little chikky to get through it all :))
You haz an extra special Momma now that must be soooo very loving to look after you so much :))
We giggled at your last little bits of the story, it was cute.. see you are just a pure little princess to laugh after such things..
I iz in awe of your humbleness little Miss :)

PES: I used to play withs my food too when I woz a babeh, infact the first time MOmma and Dadda saw me my face woz buried in food and whenz they picked me up I woz purring and kissing them with a food covered face :)
And you were one pretty little babeh too!!

So many loving kissies and loving licks to me dear bestest friend :))

V-V

[Maggie May and The Creek Cats]

Wow, Elsie.....you really had a tough go at first. Luckily, you had really caring people to take care of you and get you all fixed up and perfect as you are now!
~Maggie May and The Creek Cats~

[Cheysuli]

Oh my! What a life you have had. I am glad you are okay now.

[Hendrix]

Oh Elsie, I am so glad you have such a wonderful mommy to take care of you as a little sick girl. You are one tough kitty to have made it thru all of that, and come out so lovely.

Puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssss

[Daisy]

Wowie, Elsie! I am very glad you have two nostrils now. You sure were a cute little bebbeh! It's no wonder you growed up so pretty.

ps: I think you can understand why I hate teeths. They always, always cause nothing but problems.

[Zippy, Sadie & Speedy]

Wow, yoo hadded a nose job and yoor teef fitz...good thing yoo gots found afore yoo gots really sick out in da woods wif no one to take care of yoo otherwise we would not know da beyootiful lady dat yoo is.

[Laila and Minchie]

You poor baby kitten having to go through all that so early on in life. But it was so worth it! Look at you now! You know everytime we see your picture your squiggly marks on that cute little nose reminds momma of an ice cream cone you get at Dairy Queen. Yummy!

[Kellie The Orange Cat]

Oh my gosh Elsie, what an adorable baby kitten you were! Me and my Mum kept ooohhhing and ahhhing over your photos. I am so glad you founded your Mum and are all better now.