Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. Today is Sunday...it is time for Meet the Senator Sunday. It's also Vowintimes Day. You know, I'm sure that today is a very stressful day for so many of the womens in the world...wonnerin' what to git me for Vownintimes Day and wonnerin' if I'm gonna call them and ask 'em out for a date and stuff. I wants to say right now that I am sorry for 'causin' so many womenses hearts to break. Here it is Vowintimes mornin' and I ain't for sure yet who I'm gonna ask to be my Vowintime. I mean, there are so many womenses and just not enough time in a day for me to git to 'em all...what with me bein' a high-powered Senator and all.
It's not just my animal magnitisms that drives the ladies wild...it's all that power and stuff that I gots. I mean, all I gots to do is let out one hiss, a growl and start barkin' like a seal and...dang...I'm tellin' you...stuff starts to happen.
So I just want to say that if I could git my freak on with all the womenses of the world today, I sure would...but I gots to help my brothers out and make sure they git their share of experiencin' womens and their womenly ways...I can't hog 'em all...So...Brad Pitt, you can keep your skanky Angelina; George Clooney you can keep your current bimbo of the week; BoyToy Jesus you can keep your dried up old Madonna...I'm gonna sit back today and think real hard 'bout who I want my Vowintime to be...you womenses on the innernets might wants to sit by your phone 'cause you might just be the lucky one I call later today.
Very truly yours...and Happy Vowintimes Day from all of my family,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
PS...Everyone of us in the Whiskers & Purrs Gang gotted their own individual Vowintimes Day card from our Aunt Kathy & Aunt Sally!!! Them was the first Vowintimes that each of us have ever gotted! And, Aunt Kathy & Aunt Sally sended Little Joey a git well card after his Big Boy operation...that was awful thoughtfuls, specially since Little Joey is just a little pipsqueak. Thank you so much, Aunt Kathy & Aunt Sally...you made our day!!!
