Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is all of us speakin'. We wanted to let you all know that we are very real prouds of our big sister, Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves. She is workin' real hard to keep her promise to God. Even though she does not like Little Joey Cartwright Graves III, she has been real nice to him since she gotted home from the hospitals. He was skeert 'cause he had to go for his first ever check-up and Elsie akchewally licked his head and told him it would be over quick-like.
Yesterday, mommy came home very real early from work. We knowed somethin' was up 'cause she usually comes home late late late. She looked very bad and said she feeled even worser. Was all very skeert. But our Top Cat, Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves, knowed exactly what to do...
See, mommy was feelin' so bads that she went straight to bed. Elsie Fallulah told us all to be very quiet and to be very good children. Then...Elsie jumped up on the bed and hopped up on mommy and started singin' her beautiful purry songs. Mommy said Elsie purred so loud she could feel the vibrations all the way down to her toes! After 'bout 3 hours of Elsie's purry songs, mommy started to feel better.
Yes, we are very proud of our Top Cat Elsie Fallulah Graves! She is a wonnerful person!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
