Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. Today is Top Cat Tuesday! I have missed all of my innernet friends so much. We have been away so long...I've got so much to update you all abouts...
First of all, I have been very real busy doin' my Top Cat duties...I swear my work is never done. There's always somebody to whap and mommy's always needin' very close supervisions. I am startink to think that maybe she is a hopeless case...I fear I might never git her trained in the proper care and servitudes of the Gang.
Then, there was a big innernets skandal...somebody posted this on the innernets and Rudy gotted all hurts and sad. It made me so mads 'cause IT AIN'T ME! First of all...I wouldn't be caught in THAT bikini! Plus, my arm furs are white. And finally, I am far more womanly than that broad! Somebody pasted my head on some skinny chick's body...
Then, I decided to order myself some very fancy panties from Victoria's Secret with mommy's credit card...uhm, well...that didn't turn out so goods...them panties made my hiney hot and Elsie's Secret very itchy. So...I have declared that none of the girls in the Whiskers & Purrs Gang will ever have to wear panties agains. I think maybe only ugly girls wear panties, anyways!
And then most recentlys, we had some people come and paint the outsides of the Whiskers & Purrs House! It was very real dramaticals. Mommy thought maybe she was gonna have a strokes or somethink...at one point they had all the windows in the house wide opens...with the screens off...I really thoughted maybe mommy was gonna have to go to the looney bins 'cause she was so worrieds that one of us would git outs. But, none of us did and the painter mens is all gones...and our house looks wonnerfuls.
And so, my dear innernet friends, that's it for this edition of Top Cat Tuesday! I hope your summer has been as excitingful as ours. I will look forward to talkin' with you next week!
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat
Whiskers & Purrs House
