Dearest peoples on the innernets,
I know...I know...it's been forevers since we has posted any dang thing on our bloggy. You know who you can blame for that, don't you? Mommy continues to neglect us. Howevers, it is time now, once agains, for MEET THE SENATOR SUNDAY!
First of alls, I wanted to tell you that my book has now gone into paperbook so...be sure to git a copy...asap...I need the moneys so I can continue livin' the lifestyles I have become accustomed to...so...hurry ups! Buy my book! I needs the cash!
Secondly, I thoughted it was important to let you know that my peoples has joined together to demand that I share my wisdoms and senatorial good smarts with the innernets. So...here I ams. Unlike some senators, I take my job real serious like. When my peoples call, I am here for them...unless it's at suppertime...or when I'm nappin'...I mean Senatatin'...
I have to be honests and tell you that I am just flat out disgusted with what I have been seein' goin' ons in politiks. We are headin' into a big ol' lection year and I just dread it. So many of them doofusses that will be runnin' are gonna bring embarrassments and shames on us smart senators...and there ain't that many of us, trust me. Plus, mommy starts cussin' when she sees 'em on TV...that disturbs my sleeps...and we all know a good senator needs his good quality senator sleep.
One question I keep gittin' is "Mr. Senator, what should the republicans do with Sarah palin? could they recycle her in some ways...I have thinked and thinked 'bout this...and, quite honestly, I am stumped. See, recyclin' stuff is goods. And, just 'bout every dang thing in the whole world can be recycleds. newspapers, plastics, cardboards...shoot...you can even recycle poops! you can put old poops int he garden and it will make your roses smell like...well...roses! But after givin' it lots and lots of my high-powered senatorial thinkin's...for the lifes of me, I just cannot find a good use for Sarah Palins...
So, I think ol' Sarah & Todd need to go back to Laska where she can keep an eye on Russia from her house for us...and maybe she could take that ol' Bachman womans with her...I mean, "pray the gay away"??? Seriously? I think we should have a "Pray the Bigots Away" campaign...and git rids of all them closed minded doofusses.
And, so, my dearest peoples on the innernets, this is all I have time for today. I am now gonna go stare at the wall and possibly pee in the floor. Until next Sunday, please continue to vote for me every single day...twice a day when you can.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
