Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'. Today I'm gonna spotlight one of our newest friends. She is a wonnerful wonnerful girl named Cassie...and she sure is a beauty! Check her outs:
Don't you just want to tippy-toe up next to her and give her a gentle headbutt? I purr every single time I see her picture! Cassie owns a nice lady that my mommy works with. Yesterday, her mommy was tellin' my mommy that sweet little Cassie is sick...she has that awful, mean, evil, nasty, skankified cancer...we hate cancer in the Whiskers & Purrs House 'cause it's what caused our Lucy & Ricky to have to go to heaven. They was the Original's of the Whiskers & Purrs House and really trained mommy up right.
And so, my dear friends on the innernets, I'm gonna ask that everybody in the whole dang world take a few minutes today and say a prayer for sweet Cassie. She is a sweet and beautiful womans and deserves to feel goods and be healthy.
Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III
