Mrs. Lilly White: Must I do it all???

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  Yesterday I maded an appearance on the bloggy for the first time in a long long time.  As a result, the stock market went up!  I am very glad for that.  But, I have to tell you that I just don't know if I can bear the great responsibility of turnin' the economy of the free world around.  I mean, what with me havin' to be so very beautifuls and havin' to take 43 hours of naps every day and all...I just don't know if I can add one more thing to my list of things I have to do for my fellow peoples.  I will not promise anything but I will at least give it a try.  It's a sacrifice I must make for the sake of my peoples.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White