The Best Day EVER!!!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  I just want to let everybody on the innernets know today was the funnest day I have ever had in my whole entire life...for reals!  See, mommy was cleanin' the house and makin' all kindsa noise.  Everybody else in the Gang was skeert.  But not me!

So, while everybody else was hidin' unnerneath the bed, I was explorin' the house.  I founded this:

Let me tell you somethin'...jingle balls are the most funnest things in the world  One by one I got me everyone of them jingle balls and whapped them all 'round the house.  I even taked some of 'em and buried them for safe keepin' in the litter box.  That was 'specially fun...I could take a tinkle and play with my jingle balls all at the same time!  Mommy had to dig 'bout 5 of them balls outta the litter box tonight. I'm gonna have to go back after she falls asleep and rebury 'em.

After my funnest day ever, I am now very tired...I must rest up so I can start my jingle ball game all over again in the mornin'!

 

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace