Ain't it time yet?

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Coco Chanel and Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  We wanna 'poligize 'cause we is just flat out cranky.  When is Santa Claws gonna git here?  We have been dang good for an awful long time and we is gittin' real tired of it.  He better git here fast or we is gonna break bad.

Very truly yours,
Coco Chanel and Georgie P. Puddinandpie