Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. Well, my in-your-face conversation with mommy yesterday worked! I must really be one tough and powerful chick! Mommy went to see the doctor after complainin' 'bout her hurty back for three of the longest weeks of my life. Guess what??? Her kidney is stoned! Gosh...mommy, why do you let your kidney smoke weed?
Mommy: Mazie!!! Honey, please be careful with what you say! Mommy's kidney is not stoned...nobody is smoking weed...the doctor thinks I might have a kidney stone...big difference! They don't know for sure but they think I might have little tiny stones in my kidney which is causing my hurty-back.
Mazie Grace: Mommy, why are you puttin' rocks in your kidney? What's wrong with you?
Mommy: Mazie, I didn't put them in there...they just sorta formed.
Mazie Grace: I thoughted rocks were formed in prehistorical days, Mommy. Are you really that old?
Mommy: Well, Mazie Grace, there are days I feel prehistoric. Maybe that's the problem.
And so, there you have it, dear peoples on the innernets, the mystery of mommy's hurty-back has been solved. She is old and her kidney is stoned.
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
