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To all our friends on the innernets,
We hope you have a safe, warm and cozy Christmas Eve. Just a short while longer until Santa Claws arrives...you've all been very very VERY good and we just know he will reward you greatly. We will look forward to seein' everybody's treasures tomorrow!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang...and mommy, too!
PS...Don't forgits...we gots big news on Friday, December 26th! Be sure to visit us!
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
It is almost time for Santa Claws!!! This is so exciting!
You can track Santa by clickin' here!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This here is Jimmy Durante Graves III speakin'. I hope you all is havin' the very best holiday season EVER! Only 2 more days to wait until Santa Claws finally gits here...he's one visitor that we are very excited to have in our house!
All of us here in the Whiskers & Purrs Gang have a very important announcement to make. With all of the excitement of Santa Claws, Hanukah and Kwanza, we is gonna wait until Friday to make our announcement but we wanted to let you know now that somethin' very very VERY excitin' is goin' to happen on Friday, December 26!!! Since I am now the man of the house, I will be sharin' our excitin' news with you all.
Be sure to come back on Friday, 'kay?
Very truly yours,
Jimmy Durante Graves III
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. While Mazie Grace may have had her best day ever yesterday, I had me my best weekend EVER!!! I learned how to be on Facebook! And what is even betterer...Vampy Vic is on Facebook, too! We actually had a couple of really nice long "chats"! Oh it is so much FUN!
If any of you are on Facebook, add me as a friend! I can be found under my name: Elsie Fallulah Graves. I will look forward to hearin' from all my Facebook friends very real soon!
Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. I just want to let everybody on the innernets know today was the funnest day I have ever had in my whole entire life...for reals! See, mommy was cleanin' the house and makin' all kindsa noise. Everybody else in the Gang was skeert. But not me!
So, while everybody else was hidin' unnerneath the bed, I was explorin' the house. I founded this:
Let me tell you somethin'...jingle balls are the most funnest things in the world One by one I got me everyone of them jingle balls and whapped them all 'round the house. I even taked some of 'em and buried them for safe keepin' in the litter box. That was 'specially fun...I could take a tinkle and play with my jingle balls all at the same time! Mommy had to dig 'bout 5 of them balls outta the litter box tonight. I'm gonna have to go back after she falls asleep and rebury 'em.
After my funnest day ever, I am now very tired...I must rest up so I can start my jingle ball game all over again in the mornin'!
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
We has been lookin' at old pictures of Felix. We used to sit around him and he would teach us things...how to love on our womens, how to look hot, how to make mommy melt...etc. We miss them teachin' sessions.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Mommy pulled out her "big-ass" camera...the fancy one that she doesn't use every day. She taked some pictures and then downloaded them. To her surprise, there was some photos on there of Felix. It made her happy and sad all at the same time.
We miss you, big brother. Christmas ain't the same without you.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. Since I am blind, will somebody tell me when Santa Claws gits here? I can't see nothin' and I wanna make sure to sniff him a little bit to make sure he's the real Santa Claws. And, I might need to lick him, too.
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
