A special announcement

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This here is Jimmy Durante Graves III speakin'.  I hope you all is havin' the very best holiday season EVER!  Only 2 more days to wait until Santa Claws finally gits here...he's one visitor that we are very excited to have in our house!

All of us here in the Whiskers & Purrs Gang have a very important announcement to make.  With all of the excitement of Santa Claws, Hanukah and Kwanza, we is gonna wait until Friday to make our announcement but we wanted to let you know now that somethin' very very VERY excitin' is goin' to happen on Friday, December 26!!!  Since I am now the man of the house, I will be sharin' our excitin' news with you all.

Be sure to come back on Friday, 'kay? 

Very truly yours,
Jimmy Durante Graves III