Elsie Fallulah's Response to Vampy Vic

Dearest Vampy Vic,

This is Elsie Fallulah speakin'.  I am sorry it has taken a whole weekend to git back to you...it's all mommy's fault.  She wouldn't turn the pooter on for me so I couldn't write you anything.  Dang...you sure is a handsome boy cat!  I was SO impressed to see how handsome you look in your little red waistcoat!  Hubba Hubba!  And them red roses...oh goodness!  They are so very beautiful!  You really do knows how to sweep a girl right off all of her feets!

There's some things you need to know 'bout me, Vic.  See...I ain't had the easiest of lifes and I have been real unlucky at love.  I was borned in the woods.  A mean person taked my momma cat away from me.  She had killed a birdy to eat 'cause she was weak and tired after havin' me and my brothers and sisters.  It made the mean ol' woman real mad that one of the birdies in her yard had been kilt.  When I was only 3 weeks old, this mean ol' woman had her husband take my momma cat away and dump her.  The next day, they found me.  I was the only one of my family that was still alive.  That dumb woman called the vet and the vet called my mommy.   The rest is history 'cause mommy bottle feeded me and fell in love with me.

When I moved in with mommy, I got to meet my very first love...Ricky Eugene Graves.  He was a big manly orange boy.  Oh he was DREAMY!  There was only one problem...he hated me...hated my guts and everything I touched.  No matter how I tried, he hated me and would slap me 'round and hiss at me.  I was heart broked when he went to heaven. 

Then, Felix showed up.  At first, Felix was always tryin' to get all up in my business and it skeert me.  I would run from him.  Then I started realizin' that Felix was the hotness!  But, by then, he had decided that he didn't like me no more.  He would hit me in the head and hiss at me...mommy said his ego had been hurt 'cause I had spurned him in the past.  Regardless, he rejected me.  Then he got sick with FIP and had to go to heaven with Ricky. 

So, I'm a little skeert right now.  I need me a boy that will be good to me and not have other girlfriends.  I really need to have a boyfriend that will see me as his one-and-only...I git the feelin' that you wanna have lotsa girlfriends...is that true?

Thanks for all them nice things you did for me in your post on your bloggy...it's the nicest thing any boy has ever done for me...I'm used to bein' swatted upside the head by boys...you is real special...and REAL cute!

Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves

Comments

[Vamp Vic]

OH my beautifuls Elsie, they iz very very VERY terrible story's, iz so hard to believe that living things could be so cruels, yet it is not.. humans are the cruelest..
What a darling you iz!
Momma does not haz a whole lot of time today or tomorrow, but I wills be explaining soon.. don't youz worry my princess.
Just be remembering Miss Elsie, you haz to love yourself first.
Do not reply on others to love you.. even thoughs you iz very berry puddin goodin lovable!! :))
Big smoochies and soft bitey kissies
Vampy Vic :)

[Shadow and Molly]

Elsie, dat is furry sad dat some bean dumped yoo and left yoo wif out a furry mom or neone. We gotted dumped when we was furry small too but wif our furry mom. We hope V-V can makes yoo happy again.

[The Meezers]

oh Elise, we bet Vampy Vic has good intenshuns!!!!

[Eric and Flynn]

That was a very sad start you had to your life. We are glad that everything is good for you now. We think you have to give Vampy Vic a chance cuz he seems to besmitten with you.
We couldn't comment on your blog this morning cuz nothing would load, but it seems okay again now.

[Nina the Torbie]

Oh, Elsie! How exciting! I'm sure Vic will be true to you and respect your feelings. Victor (my Victor, not Vampy Vic) does, as you said, "try to get all up in my business," but I ignore him, then roll over and bunny kick him into next week! He doesn't take it purrsonally since I make it up to him with purrs and licks.

[Hendrix]

wow! we missed some big news! we're sure Vampy Vic is a very nice gentleman cat and that he only has eyes for you dear Elise.

we don't blame you for being skittish, but we're sure Vampy Vic only has the best of intentions toward you.

[The Island Cats]

Oh, Miss Elsie...don't give up on love!

[Hendrix]

PS remember, Victor gave up his winning raffle prizes to be reraffled to a kitty who would love them! now that is a kind hearted kitty.

[abby]

Miss Elsie

We juss wanna go put da BIG bitey on dat mean ol woman who did that to your KittyMomma. We juss don't udderstands how some beans can be so heartless and others are heartfilled. We udderstands how yoo must feel and we hopes dat Victor will be the one and true love yoo are seeking...

purrss

[Zippy, Sadie & Speedy]

Oh Elsie, we bet Vic only haf eyes fur yoo...Speedy is a one gerlcat kinda guy but he still apreeshiates da beyooty dat is womancat.

[Sunnys Mommy]

He's obviously smitten with you. I wonder what his answer is going to be though?