Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III preparing for Thanksgiving
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. Today is Sunday and it's time for Meet the Senator Sunday. People, I am so disgusterated by the outcome of the recent US election. I just can't even put it into words. And, I really need somebody to explain to me why that NITWIT, Sarah Palin, now has her own TV show on TLC...
For those of you that have been Friends of the Gang over the past couple of years, you will remember that last year, me and my family appeared on a National TV Show that was on The Learnin' Channel (TLC). I just cannot believe that they have now stooped SO low as to put that ignoramus on a National TV Show, too.
So, although it makes me sads, I am now today officially announcin' that I am severin' ALL ties with TLC and will never ever agains appear on their skanky network. That means NO innerviews, NO special appearances, NO cameos...that's it! Televisions just ain't big enough for both of us...and if the televisions has decided they want iggernant peoples like Sarah Palin instead of an innelectual political genius such as myself, well, then it's time for me to pack my bags and go. I am real sads and disappointed...so much so that I feel the need to go pee on somethin'.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
