Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. Today is Mazie Monday! I'm so exciteds 'cause mommy is gonna be home all week long! I wanted to share with you how I started my glorious day in celebration of havin' mommy here to serve us all.week.long!
First...
I started off with a little meditatin'...it's always a good idea to think before you start doin' stuff.
After I thinked for a whiles, I decided to invite Little Joey Cartwright Graves III to a rasslin' match...
When you rassle, sometimes other people can see your stuff. Mommy made sure that my ladylikeness was preserved by coverin' up my stuff in the picture. By the way...I'm pritty sure I winned the rasslin' match.
After I finished rasslin', I decided to take me a nice long cozy bath...in case you don't know, here is the proper procedure for takin' a good quality bath...First I washed my hands...
Then...
I washed my beautiful bosoms and belly.
After I washed my beautiful bosoms and belly, I had to inspect 'em...just to make sure they was good and clean 'cause...cleansiness is next to Godliness (at least that's what Theresa says on the Real Housewifes of New Jersey) and...I wants to stay on the good side of the big Cat upstairs...if you know what I'm sayin'...
And then I finished the whole bath by...
...givin' myself a real good manicure.
So, my dearest peoples on the innernets, this is how I started my day today in celebration of mommy bein' homes. I hope you all have a real good week! Please remember...on Mazie Monday's, your beans gots to stop what they is doin' when you walk into a room and hum "Hail to the Chief".
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
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