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Top Cat Tuesday

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  Today is TOP CAT TUESDAY!  Today I want to let you all know how proud I am of our little family.  People, there's a whole lots of love that goes on here.  

I am declarin' today "Jimmy Durante Graves III Day" 'cause Jimmy is one fine boy cat.  He sets a good example for all of us and is a good adopterated daddy to Freddy.

Jimmy, we SALOOOOOOT YOU!

"Jimmy and Freddy - Brotherly Love"

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Very truly yours,

Elsie Fallulah Graves,
Top Cat 

Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Today is Mazie Monday!  I'm so exciteds 'cause mommy is gonna be home all week long!  I wanted to share with you how I started my glorious day in celebration of havin' mommy here to serve us all.week.long!

First...

I started off with a little meditatin'...it's always a good idea to think before you start doin' stuff.

After I thinked for a whiles, I decided to invite Little Joey Cartwright Graves III to a rasslin' match...

When you rassle, sometimes other people can see your stuff.  Mommy made sure that my ladylikeness was preserved by coverin' up my stuff in the picture.  By the way...I'm pritty sure I winned the rasslin' match.

After I finished rasslin', I decided to take me a nice long cozy bath...in case you don't know, here is the proper procedure for takin' a good quality bath...First I washed my hands...

Then...

I washed my beautiful bosoms and belly.

After I washed my beautiful bosoms and belly, I had to inspect 'em...just to make sure they was good and clean 'cause...cleansiness is next to Godliness (at least that's what Theresa says on the Real Housewifes of New Jersey) and...I wants to stay on the good side of the big Cat upstairs...if you know what I'm sayin'...

And then I finished the whole bath by...

...givin' myself a real good manicure.

So, my dearest peoples on the innernets, this is how I started my day today in celebration of mommy bein' homes.  I hope you all have a real good week!  Please remember...on Mazie Monday's, your beans gots to stop what they is doin' when you walk into a room and hum "Hail to the Chief".

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

PS...if you want to be friends on Facebook, just let me know...Mazie Grace Graves.

 

BREAKIN' NEWS!

RICHMOND, Virginia -- Reports of a hostage situation that occurred overnight in the Whiskers & Purrs House have been surfacing on the internet.  Details are sketchy at this time because calls to the W&P House have not been returned.  Sources have confirmed that Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III (D-VA) was held against his will in the cabinet underneath the kitchen sink.  He was released at around 7:00 AM on Sunday.  No injuries have been reported.

A source inside the Whiskers & Purrs compound requesting to be kept anonymous stated "Last night mommy was cleanin' up the kitchen just before it was time to go make sleeps.  Jimmy Durante Graves III had sneaked into the cabinet unnerneath the sink.  Mommy made Jimmy git outs and then...she tied the door knobs shut so the doors couldn't be opened agains...then, when we all waked up after makin' sleeps this mornin', we could hear somebody barkin' like a seal.  Mommy went rushin' downstairs and, sure nuff, there was the Senator, locked inside the cabinet.  Mommy must've not knowed that he was in there when she locked it shut.  She wouldn't lock him in on purpose...well, at least I don't think she would...would she?"

No information has been released on the Senator's condition. He has cancelled his regularly scheduled posting of "Meet the Senator Sunday" for today.  No decision has been made regarding charges in the case. Stay tuned for updates on this case and information on Breaking News.

Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

We had a very real dramatical day on Sunday!  Duchess Fergie woked up with bad bad eyeball troubles...her eyeball was swoled up ands sore and runny...mommy hoped that maybe it could wait until Monday mornin' for her to go to the vet since our vet is not open on Sundays...but...as the day wented ons...mommy knowed that she just had to git Fergie to the vet.  So...mommy taked her to the Veterinary Referral and Critical Care Hospital, also knowed as The Hospital for Very Sick Cats.  Mommy has spended a lots of time at that place...first with Ricky...then with Lucy...and then with Felix...

Fergie was very real skeert but she was such a good girl, so calm, and did every single thing the vet asked her to do...but...mommy couldn't help but be worrieds and skeert for Fergie 'cause she knows how very afraid we always git when we is sick and have to go to the emergency room...

Fergie bein' examined by the ER vet

But then Mommy looked up and could see what Fergie saw...then she understooded why Fergie was so calm and relaxamicated...mommy knowed that everything was going to be okay...

Angel Cat Lucy, Angel Cat Ricky and Angel Cat Felix was all watchin' over Fergie.

As it turned outs, Fergie has a bad eyeball infection...she was sended home with medicine she has gots to take 4 times every single day until she's all betters.  We sure would appreciate it if you would say prayers for Fergie...we know with everybody prayin' and our special Angel Cats watchin' over her, Fergie is goin' to be just fines.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace 

Meet the Senator Sunday...A message for The Learnin' Channel (TLC)

Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III preparing for Thanksgiving

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  Today is Sunday and it's time for Meet the Senator Sunday.  People, I am so disgusterated by the outcome of the recent US election.  I just can't even put it into words.  And, I really need somebody to explain to me why that NITWIT, Sarah Palin, now has her own TV show on TLC...

For those of you that have been Friends of the Gang over the past couple of years, you will remember that last year, me and my family appeared on a National TV Show that was on The Learnin' Channel (TLC).  I just cannot believe that they have now stooped SO low as to put that ignoramus on a National TV Show, too.

So, although it makes me sads, I am now today officially announcin' that I am severin' ALL ties with TLC and will never ever agains appear on their skanky network.  That means NO innerviews, NO special appearances, NO cameos...that's it!   Televisions just ain't big enough for both of us...and if the televisions has decided they want iggernant peoples like Sarah Palin instead of an innelectual political genius such as myself, well, then it's time for me to pack my bags and go.  I am real sads and disappointed...so much so that I feel the need to go pee on somethin'.  

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III