Whiskers & Purrs

A message for Mazie Grace from Little Joey...

Dearest Mazie Grace,

I love...

love...

 

LOVE you!
 

 

Very truly yours,

Little Joey Cartwright Graves III

 
 

 
 

 

Wordless Wednesday...

 

 

Top Cat Tuesday

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  Today is Top Cat Tuesday!  I thought I would share with you a video mommy taked of me over a year ago...it's not so very good...mommy wasn't holdin' the camera right so you don't git to see my good side but...well...you at least git to see me live and in action!

I hope you all enjoy the glory that is ME!

Very truly yours,

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

Mazie Monday...Rasslin' Olympics on Sheet Changin' Night!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Today is Mazie Monday!  I have been so excited to tell everybody 'bout all the fun that went on last night in the Whiskers & Purrs House!  See...Sunday night is "Sheet Changin' Night" in our house.  Mommy always gits all grouchy 'cause the weekend is over and decides to start doin' her weekly cleanin'.  The best part is when mommy washes the sheets on her bed.

Once they are all clean, mommy brings 'em back and we have the Rasslin' Olympics!!!  It starts with a bunch of us runnin' and jumpin' and rompin' 'round as mommy tries her hardest to put the sheets back on the bed.  As you can tell, I'm usually smack-dab in the middle of everything!  That's me facin' the camera!...uhm... please don't tell nobody but...well...sometimes mommy gits aggrivitated with us.   Mommy don't have a lot of patience sometimes...

 Then, usually it's me and Little Joey that have our Rasslin' Match.

Round 1

 

Round 2

Round 3

And finally...I WINNED!!!

What a way to start the week!  I hope you all have a wonnerful week and...remember...on Mazie Monday, every cat's bean has to stop what they is doin' and start hummin' "Hail to the Chief" whenever one of us cats walks into the room!

Very truly yours,

Mazie Grace    
 

A question for Miss Patti Stanger

Dear Miss Patti Stanger,

This is Fergie speakin'.  Me, mommy and all the girls in the Whiskers & Purrs Gang love to watch you on TV every single week.  The boys in the Gang don't care to watch so much...'cept for Henry...he likes to watch the Millionaire Matchmaker, but...well..he don't really count so much 'cause he ain't quite right in the head.  I feel like us and you have gots lots in common...what with us bein' big national TV stars and all.  I mean, shoot...I licked my stuff right with the camera smack-dab in front of me!  I'm famous!  

Like I said, we all love your show.  I wouldn't mind havin' me a Millionaire Man.  I mean...as long as he spends some of that money on Temptations and Nip.  But, I ain't innerested in bein' a baby-maker.  I have my very-special-place operation so...ain't no babies happenin' with me.  

I'm just a little bit confused, though, Miss Patti.  I ain't so sure you would let me in the Club...'cause, well...Miss Patti...I'm a little bit on the chubby side...Plus...we watched last week's show and I kinda got my feelin' hurt a little bit.    If you go to the 3:58 mark...you'll see that you said you hate redheads...

Miss Patti, I'mma redhead...do you not think I could git me a boyfriend or a Millionaire 'cause I'mma redhead?

And then...you said somethin' real weird here:

Miss Patti, what'sa Fire Crotch?  I ain't sure if I am one or not.  I do not think that weirdo woman named "Rayne" is a good exzample of us redheaded girls...please don't hate me and all the other redheads in the world just 'cause of her.

If you run into any Millionaires that want to spend the rest of their lifes with a sweet girl that's famous and ain't afraid to lick her stuff on national television, please send 'em my way, 'kay?

Very truly yours,
Fergie

Coco Update

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mademoiselle Coco Chanel speakin'.  I still ain't feelin' so very hot.  I ain't sure them medicines mommy is givin' me is workin' to git them bugs outs of my poop.   Giardia seems like it's one tough buggy. Maybe we should call the Orkin Man.

Very truly yours,

Mademoiselle Coco Chanel

 

Mademoiselle Coco Chanel

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mademoiselle Coco Chanel speakin'.  I don't talk much on this here blog...I am very real shy.  In fact, mommy says I am probably the closest to bein' feral of all us cats in the Whiskers & Purrs Gang.  I'm kinda a silly girl...I love love LOVE to have mommy rub my tummy and kiss my face and stuff...but if she even thinks of pickin' me up or movin' too fast...well...let's just say I'm outs of there...FAST!

Well...I've not been feelin' so very goods lately.  Now I don't like talkin' 'bout stuff like this, what with me bein' a Mademoiselle and all...but...well, my tummy hurts a lot and I gots me the poops.  Our vet runned some tests on my poop and...well...I'm embarrassed to tell you that, uhm, I gots some bugs in my poo...the bugs I got are called "giardia".  Some of you might remember that my big brother, Felix, had the same thing...dang ol' poop-bugs. 

Mommy has been tryin' all week to give me my medicine...but, see, uhm, it skeers me.  She has been so worried and stressed out...she said she was gonna need some pills herself if I didn't start cooperatin'...First she tried pills...uhm, let's just say NOT HAPPENIN' MOMMY!  Mommy says she loosed 'bout a gallon of her bloods tryin' to git the pills down me.  So, then she tried mixin' some liquid medicine in my foods...uhm...mommy, do you honestly think I'm that dumb?  Finally, last night mommy remembered these:

I don't egzactly unnerstand what they are but mommy says they are like crack for cats...all I knows is that she gived me 2 of 'em and I gobbled 'em up!!!   And then, the next thing I knowed, mommy was SO happy...I just think mommy is weird.  All I can tell you is that if havin' bugs in my poo makes mommy give me crack-filled treats...well...them bugs in my poo can stay there for ever and evers!

Very truly yours,
Mademoiselle Coco Chanel

Joey is VERY manly!

Joey's Big Boy Operation...

 

 

  

Top Cat Tuesday

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  Today is Top Cat Tuesday.  I have missed you all, my dear friends on the innernets.  But, I decided not to fuss at mommy too much for bein' such a slacker and not helpin' us update the bloggy in the past months...she has been so tired and heart broked over her mommy. 

I am really glads that we are back...and I have been doin' everything I can to keep mommy pepped up and motivated to be happy...and keep openin' Fancy Feast cans...I've started greetin' her at the front door and some days I bring her toys and stuff...I mean, after a long day at work who wouldn't want to play with a spit-soaked pink and green baby froggy?

I think the biggest news that has happened since we hadded our last Top Cat Tuesday is that after my last unfortunate tushy incident, Aunt Doktor Dugan strongly rekommended that I go ons a diet...you know...die with a t.  I was not happy 'bout this and was very upsets.  Mommy explained to Aunt Doktor Dugan how hard it is to have as many cats as is in the Gang and have only one on a diet...so...Aunt Doktor Dugan suggested mommy take us ALL off of dry foods...and only feed us wet food...well...

I was not very real excited 'bout this 'cause I love my crunchies but...mommy did it...none of us has had crunchies or dry treats since the week early December...we now eats a high-protein and high-fiber diet...mommy feeds us wet food and she mixes in Vetasyl which is fiber...and you know whats?  WE ALL FEEL GREATS!!!  There's no bad poops now and...well...I'M LOOSIN' WEIGHTS!!!  Oh peoples, I feel so good now!  I run up and down the steps all the time and I love to chase and play with the rest of the Gang.  I have become a expert at resslin'.  It's almost like I have become a kitten again!  And, whats even betterer is that I have not had any more unfortunate tushy incidents since mommy changed our diet.  I personally wants to recommend a high-protein, high-fiber diet for kitties...it's tastey...mmmm...and it makes me feel like a MILLION BUCKS!

That's it for today, my dear friends on the innernets.  I hope you all are havin' a good week.  Thanks for not givin' up on us and continuin' to visit our bloggy!

Very truly yours,

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves