Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. Today is Top Cat Tuesday. I have missed you all, my dear friends on the innernets. But, I decided not to fuss at mommy too much for bein' such a slacker and not helpin' us update the bloggy in the past months...she has been so tired and heart broked over her mommy.
I am really glads that we are back...and I have been doin' everything I can to keep mommy pepped up and motivated to be happy...and keep openin' Fancy Feast cans...I've started greetin' her at the front door and some days I bring her toys and stuff...I mean, after a long day at work who wouldn't want to play with a spit-soaked pink and green baby froggy?
I think the biggest news that has happened since we hadded our last Top Cat Tuesday is that after my last unfortunate tushy incident, Aunt Doktor Dugan strongly rekommended that I go ons a diet...you know...die with a t. I was not happy 'bout this and was very upsets. Mommy explained to Aunt Doktor Dugan how hard it is to have as many cats as is in the Gang and have only one on a diet...so...Aunt Doktor Dugan suggested mommy take us ALL off of dry foods...and only feed us wet food...well...
I was not very real excited 'bout this 'cause I love my crunchies but...mommy did it...none of us has had crunchies or dry treats since the week early December...we now eats a high-protein and high-fiber diet...mommy feeds us wet food and she mixes in Vetasyl which is fiber...and you know whats? WE ALL FEEL GREATS!!! There's no bad poops now and...well...I'M LOOSIN' WEIGHTS!!! Oh peoples, I feel so good now! I run up and down the steps all the time and I love to chase and play with the rest of the Gang. I have become a expert at resslin'. It's almost like I have become a kitten again! And, whats even betterer is that I have not had any more unfortunate tushy incidents since mommy changed our diet. I personally wants to recommend a high-protein, high-fiber diet for kitties...it's tastey...mmmm...and it makes me feel like a MILLION BUCKS!
That's it for today, my dear friends on the innernets. I hope you all are havin' a good week. Thanks for not givin' up on us and continuin' to visit our bloggy!
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
