Dearest peoples on the innernets,
It's me, Elsie Fallulah Graves, speakin'. Today is Topcat Tuesday but I think maybe I'm gonna have to have the day off...I'm pretty sick...for those of you that follow me on Facebook, you know that my tushy has been really sore and swolled-up. I have been to see Aunt Doktor Dugan 'bout a bajillion times in the last 2 weeks. She has shaved my tushy...I am so embarrassed to have my stuff just "out there" for the everybody to see. And...I gots to have shots...lotsa shots throughout the day. I have 2 shots in the mornin'...my antibiotic and my pain medicine and then 3 shots at night...my steroid shot and then another antibiotic and another pain shot.
And THEN...on top of all that...I'm now comin' down with an upper respiratory infection...my head is all full of BOOGERS! Mommy has set up a hospital room in the livin' room for me...nobody from the Whiskers & Purrs Gang is allowed in until all my boogers are gone. I am lonely and sad and hurty.
I'm gonna go lay down in the sunshine and dream of my Anderson Cooper and how good it will feel to not be sick.
Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
