Dearest Sarah Palin,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. I am mad...DANG mad at you...you stoled my idea! I have writed me a book called "Goin' on the Rug" and was already to release it just in time to make billions and gajillions of dollars durin' the Christmas season and, low and behold...what did I just discover on Amazon.com??? THIS:
PUHLEEZ! You make me want to make vomit...and not for the same reason you make mommy want to make vomits...now I know that some of our readers think you are the best thing since sliced breads...I ain't gonna tell you how goofy I think you are 'cause I don't wanna make any of our peoples on the innernets mad. But I am gonna tell you that I had this idea FIRST! I've been goin' on the rug for like maybe my whole life! You is 'fringin' on my intellekchewal property, Sarah Palin. That ain't right...I'm a Senator...that trumps a Quitter Governor any day of the week.
Why don't you just go back to 'Laska and keep an eye on Russia for us, Sarah, and quit pleggerizin' my ideas...
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
