Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. Today is Mazie Monday! Oh, sweet peoples! I have got some juicy gossips to tell you! You must promise to not tell anybody, 'kay?
All of you peoples that follow us on Facebook knows that Top Cat Elsie Fallulah Graves talks 'bout how much she hates my Little Joey Cartwright Graves III...it is very real upsettin' to me 'cause I love my Little Joey Cartwright Graves III. I ain't sure if I want to spank him like a mommy or kiss him on the lips with my mouth opens. Regardless...I love him. He is MY baby.
Well...late last night when nobody else was lookin'...I catched Elsie Fallulah givin' Little Joey headbutts...she even closed her eyes and purred while she was doin' it! I wish mommy had been there with the picture box thingy. Little Joey was a little bit skeert but he just put his little head down and let her give headbutts, purrs and even a lick between the eyeballs! The minute Elsie realized I was lookin', though, she gived my Little Joey a big hiss and a bop on the head! I personally think Miss Elsie is all talk...a big tough outsides with a marshmellow on the insides.
I guess we will just have to wait to see what happens next! In the meantime, remember that today is Mazie Monday! When you walk into a room, your beans have to stop what they is doin' and hum "Hail to the Chief"!
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
PS...for all of my non-US friends, I have added "Hail to the Chief" music to my Mazie Monday post. See, whenever the President of the United States is innerduced to a crowd, they have to play "Hail to the Chief" as his walk-in music. If it's good enough for the president, it is good enoughs for me!
