Mazie Grace supervisin' Little Joey havin' suppers!
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. Today is not Monday but we is gonna make it Mazie Monday anyways...I agree with The Senator...mommy sucks at helpin' us with the bloggy. I had to put my paw down and tell her that it had been too long since I had talked to my peoples on the innernets. So...even though today is Thursday, we is havin' Mazie Monday today.
Everything is goin' good with Little Joey Cartwright Graves III. I am his mommy/sister/girlfriend and I watch over him very real close. If anybody even thinks 'bout gittin' ugly with Little Joey, I bop 'em on the head and give them a fierce HISSSSS...
Today I have a few words of advice for Little Joey...Joey, it would be wise of you to really suck up to Elsie Fallulah Graves. She is the Top Cat and can make your life miserables...try not to make her mad...she is one tough chick. Plus, she's 'bout a zillion times biggerer than you...remember that your name is "Little" Joey...not Big-Ass Joey. Suck up to her fast, Little Joey...tell her she looks like she has loosed some weight...tell her she reminds you a lot of Cindy Crawford...tell her you are best friends with Anderson Cooper...anything...just suck up...and suck up fast! And just remember, Little Joey, I love you and I am very glad you are here...even if Elsie wants to dip you in ketchup and eat you as a midnight snack.
And so, dear peoples on the innernets, I hope you have a wonnerful Mazie Monday on Thursday! Remember that on Mazie Monday your beans have to stop what they is doin' when you walk into the room and hum "Hail to the Chief"...even if it's on Thursday.
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
