Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. I JUST WANT TO TELL EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD THAT I AM MAD! MAD MAD MAD! AND 'CAUSE I AM SO MAD I AM TALKIN' IN ALL CAPITAL BOLD LETTERS! I JUST GOTS TO GIT THIS OUTTA MY SYSTEM...
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT IT HAS BEENED A WHOLE DANG WEEK SINCE MOMMY HAS HELPED US BLOG. ALL SHE CAN TALK 'BOUT IS HOW TIRED SHE IS, HOW SHE AIN'T GOT 'NUFF TIME TO DO ANYTHING AND, OH YEAH...HOW MUCH SHE LOVES JOEY JOEY JOEY!
HOW TACKY IS IT THAT WE WILL HAVE TO DO "MEET THE SENATOR SUNDAY" ON WEDNESDAY, "MAZIE MONDAY" ON THURSDAY AND "TOP CAT TUESDAY" ON FRIDAY!?!
MOMMY, THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNIN'...NEXT TIME WE HAVE THIS CONVERSATION YOU'LL BE GITTIN' YOUR PINK SLIP!
Okay, I feel all betters now.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves IIi
