Whiskers & Purrs

Happy Halloween!

 
  
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
 

Joey checks out the laptop

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Little Joey Cartwright Graves III speakin'.  I thought I would check out the laptop since everybody fights to git on top of mommy's lap to snooze and cuddle and purr...uhm, peoples, I don't see what the big fuss is 'bout bein' on top of the lap.  It sure ain't very comfortables.  I thought laps was supposed to be cozy and cushy and a wonnerful place to relax.  What am I not doin' right?  This pretty much sucks.

Very truly yours,
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III

Little Joey Gets a Lesson 'Bout Womens and their Womenly Ways!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Little Joey Cartwright Graves III speakin'.  I am doin' REAL goods!  I have made lots of friends in the Whiskers & Purrs House and I am growin' growin' GROWIN'!  I have decided that I love the womens in the house...dang...they are all hot! 

Me and Mazie Grace are inseparables.  I love her so much...and, I think maybe she likes me, too!  Sometimes I ain't sure if she's lovin' on me like a momma or lovin' on me like the hot chick she is!  As you can see from this picture, sometimes she give me womanly googly eyes...I think maybe what came after this photo would be considered X-rated and mommy says that we are a G-rated bloggy...let's just say that I'm pretty sure Mazie Grace had her way with me...I'm not 'zactly sure what that means but...I think maybe I liked it.

Just wanted to let you all know that I am doin' good and, although Elsie Fallulah ain't my best friend yet, at least she ain't killded me yet.  I am hopin' she will be havin' her way with me just like Mazie Grace does real soons!

Very truly yours,
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III

Elsie has made a decision

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  'Cause of all the drama, intrigue, passion and romantical stuff that happens to me in my daily life, I have made me a big decision.  I feel likes I need to share all of the good and tough stuff in my life with my peoples.  So, therefores, today I am announcin' that I am gonna write me a book! 

I bet if I write me a book that my Anderson Cooper will want to talk to me then!  Wowwy wowwy WOW!  Why didn't I think 'bout this befores???

Okay, I gots to start writin'...this is gonna be good!

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

And the Caption Contest Winner IS...

 Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Fergie speakin' to all my dearest friends on the innernets.  We wanna say a special thanks to everybody that entered our Photo Caption Contest yesterday!  They was all real cute and funny!...well...mommy's wasn't so funny but...at least she tried.

I am very very VERY happy to announce the winner...LAILA AND MINCHIE from Cat-A-Holic!!!  Their comment was SO accurate!  See...Jimmy is always tryin' to git all up in my business and kiss me and stuff...I'm always havin' to swat him away.  He just has a real hard time resistin' my beauty and womanly charms. 

We also have got a lot of favorites from yesterday's entries.  Check 'em out:

Laila and Minchie, please email mommy your address and we will send you a very special prize, 'kay?  You can email mommy at:  mommy AT whiskersandpurrs DOT com.

Okay, it is now time for me to go take a nap.  I have worked very real hard this mornin' and now I need my beauty rest just all us gorgeous womens need every single day.

Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess

Wordless Wednesday...Fergie and Jimmy...a CONTEST!!!

CAPTION CONTEST

Help us write a caption for this picture of Fergie and Jimmy...we'll announce the person with the best caption tomorrow!!!

Please help me save the life of a bean...

Hi. Please join me in my efforts to support American Heart Association - Richmond, VA!

This Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. I am Top Cat for the Whiskers & Purrs Gang. I am fightin' heart disease and stroke by participatin' in the American Heart Association’s Start! Heart Walk. Please help me support this cause by makin' a donation...even just a few pennies...that will help provide research and education to stop our No. 1 and No. 3 killers. I do not like killers at all...please help me wipe that mean ol' heart disease off the map! To make a donation just click HERE.  Thank you in advance for your support! Very truly yours, Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves PS...I will be very embarrassed if I do not raise some green papers. Who knows...maybe even my Anderson Cooper will donate in my name!...{{Sigh...}}

Top Cat Tuesday...UH OH!

Baby Joey

 
Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Little Joey Cartwright Graves III speakin'...I know...I am takin' my life in my hands by hi-jackin' the bloggy on Top Cat Tuesday.  But...there's some stuff I just gots to say to Elsie Fallulah...she won't let me git near her in person so I hope she will listen to what I gots to say on the bloggy.  Please say a prayer she don't kill me.  I am just a little skeert of her.  Wish me luck...here goes nothin'.

Dearest Elsie Fallulah Graves,

I sure wish you didn't hate my guts so much 'cause I don't hate yours.  See...there are some things you need to know, Miss Elsie Fallulah...way back before I was borned, I was up in heaven.  And while I was up there, I had me a talk with the God Person.  I said "God Person, I know it's almost time for me to go to earth.  I'm a little skeert but I gots me some requests...first of all...if I can be like any other person in the world, I would like to be just like Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves.  I wanna look like her...minus the womanly bosoms 'cause I'm a boy and want to be a manly version of Elsie Fallulah Graves.  I wanna have her kind of furs...I wanna meow like her...I wanna like the things she likes...I wanna not like the things she don't likes...I think you git my drift.  I think Elsie Fallulah Graves is the most wonnerful person in the world."

And the God Person said to me "Well, Little Joey...I was thinking about having you look just like Brad Pitt.  Are you sure you want to be just like Elsie?  I mean...what with her bein' a girl and all?"

And I said "Yes, dear God Person, I want to be just like Elsie.  She is good and kind and started out in life with all kinds of things goin' against her...her real mommy was taked away, she only had one nose hole and had to have a operation to make a 2nd nose hole and she had a gigantical tooth growin' out the front of her mouth...just like a unicorn's horn.  But even with all of them bad things...Elsie growed into bein' a kind and lovin' Top Cat."

Baby Elsie

So...off I went on my journey...I was just like you, Miss Elsie, I lost my real mommy and Mommy Jenny came and taked me.  She gived me warm bottles of milk and lots of kisses just like she did you.  And, just like Big Sister Lucy Margarite hated your guts when you came into the family, you hated my guts. 

Oh, Miss Elsie, please be my friend and let's play and snuggle, 'kay?  I know it must be hard to have a new person come into the house but...well...I promise to be a good little boy and I will always love you.

Very truly yours,
Little Joey Carwright Graves III

Mazie Monday...on Thursday!

Mazie Grace supervisin' Little Joey havin' suppers!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Today is not Monday but we is gonna make it Mazie Monday anyways...I agree with The Senator...mommy sucks at helpin' us with the bloggy.  I had to put my paw down and tell her that it had been too long since I had talked to my peoples on the innernets.  So...even though today is Thursday, we is havin' Mazie Monday today.

Everything is goin' good with Little Joey Cartwright Graves III.  I am his mommy/sister/girlfriend and I watch over him very real close.  If anybody even thinks 'bout gittin' ugly with Little Joey, I bop 'em on the head and give them a fierce HISSSSS...

Today I have a few words of advice for Little Joey...Joey, it would be wise of you to really suck up to Elsie Fallulah Graves.  She is the Top Cat and can make your life miserables...try not to make her mad...she is one tough chick.  Plus, she's 'bout a zillion times biggerer than you...remember that your name is "Little" Joey...not Big-Ass Joey.  Suck up to her fast, Little Joey...tell her she looks like she has loosed some weight...tell her she reminds you a lot of Cindy Crawford...tell her you are best friends with Anderson Cooper...anything...just suck up...and suck up fast!  And just remember, Little Joey, I love you and I am very glad you are here...even if Elsie wants to dip you in ketchup and eat you as a midnight snack.

And so, dear peoples on the innernets, I hope you have a wonnerful Mazie Monday on Thursday!  Remember that on Mazie Monday your beans have to stop what they is doin' when you walk into the room and hum "Hail to the Chief"...even if it's on Thursday.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

Please say a prayer for Jude.

Jude

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  Our Aunt Sara let us know yesterday that her sweet boy cat, Jude, had to have some of his teeths pulled yesterday.  She was very worrieds 'cause although sweet Jude has a big and warm heart, sometimes it don't always work so right.  She worried 'bout them givin' him some  happy drugs to make him sleep while they pulled his teeths.

I wanna ask all of our friends on the innernets if they will whisper a prayer for sweet Jude and his mommy, Aunt Sara.  Aunt Sara was one of them nice people that came to our house back in the spring to film us for the TLC show we was in...she made us big NATIONAL TV STARS!!!  We like her lots and can't bear to think 'bout her bein' worried.

Please say a prayer that Jude will be a-okay and that Aunt Sara will not worry and be okay, too.

Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat