Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Little Joey Cartwright Graves III speakin'. I thought I would check out the laptop since everybody fights to git on top of mommy's lap to snooze and cuddle and purr...uhm, peoples, I don't see what the big fuss is 'bout bein' on top of the lap. It sure ain't very comfortables. I thought laps was supposed to be cozy and cushy and a wonnerful place to relax. What am I not doin' right? This pretty much sucks.
Very truly yours,
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III
