Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Jimmy Durante Graves III speakin'. Well, today is our big day. We will officially be big national TV stars after today. We are very skeert. We don't want to look like we are a bunch of rednecks livin' with a weirdo freaky bean. We hope it comes off goods.
I have started practicin' for when the papparrazzi start puttin' their cameras in my face all the times...I think I have gots it down pritty good now and I'm ready. You just can't let them peoples git photos of you and then sell 'em to magazines and makes billions and jillions of dollars without sharin'. It just ain't right. I'm gonna do it the right way...I'm waitin' on People magazine or maybe Newsweek to call. I just know the phone will start ringin' off the hook this time tomorrow!
Okay...gots to git lotsa naps in so we can stay up and watch ourselfs in all of our national TV star glory!
Very truly yours,
Jimmy Durante Graves III
