Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'. We are all very ready for our close-ups on TV!!! Tomorrow is the big day! This picture of me was taken by Aunt Sara. She was a part of the crew that came to the Whiskers & Purrs House back in the spring. We all liked her a lot...she has a big boy cat named Jude.
We are all still a little skeert 'bout bein' on national TV and all...I am very worried 'bout the papparrazzi...I just know they are gonna hound me, what with me bein' so beautifuls and all. Maybe I should consult Angelina Jolie for advice.
Okay, I must start plannin' for my world debut. The life of a innernational super star is gonna be very hectic. I hope I am ready!
Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
