Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Today is Sunday. It is time for "Meet the Senator Sunday" with me...Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III. I have had me a little down time what with the Senate bein' on recess and all. I like recess. It is great funs! I don't gots to do anything at all when I am on recess...I gits to sleep, eat, poop, look out the window and stare at stuff, stare out into space and meditate and kiss me some womens when I'm on recess...wait a minute...that sounds an awful lot like what I do when I am bizzy bein' a high-powered Senator...I've always wondered why little kids like recess so much. Once I became a high-powered Senator I finally unnerstooded.
Now I wanna make one small comment 'bout all this talk that's goin' on 'bout healthcare. I know some of my fellow Senators are bizzy havin' Town Halls and stuff...not me...I'm very bizzy with doin' my recess stuff. But, I do want to say right now that I am 100% for healthcare reform. I gots to tell you...when I go to the vetroregurgitarian, I just git disgusted. First of all...they touch my stuff without askin' my permission. Now I know mommy gives her permission but...it is MY stuff. Stop touchin' it! And, they squeeze and poke stuff. Stop it! And don't even git me started 'bout when they drain out all of my bloods to run tests and stuff. We need healthcare reform and we need it now. What is wrong with all you loud mouth people whinnin' 'bout the fact you don't want no reform? I guess you crazy beans like havin' your stuff touched and squeezed and poked. You peoples are weirds.
Okay, time to go stare out into space for 4 hours. I'm on recess...life is good.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
PS...Be sure to look for me on TV Wednesday night...I just know I'm gonna steal the whole dang show!
