A special gift for Vampy Vic from Elsie Fallulah

Dearest Victor,

Because you have been a very good boy, I am sendin' you somethin' very special...I'm sendin' you a picture of me and my bosoms:

Now I want you to do know that I don't send pictures of me and my bosoms to just any boy...only you and, well, maybe my Anderson Cooper...although I ain't so sure he would be innerested...

I've also had mommy make a very short little video of me for you, sweet Victor.  I hope you enjoy it...it's not so very good 'cause my mommy ain't Steven Spielberg.  But at least you can see me in livin' color.  The whole time she was lovin' on me, I was wishin' it was you lovin' on me!

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

PS...if anybody wants to send the picture of me and my bosoms to my Anderson Cooper, it would be okay with me.