It just ain't easy bein' me...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'.  Ya know...it just ain't easy bein' me, what with me bein' so beautifuls and all.  I mean I gots to git up in the mornin'...be beautifuls and then I gots to keep bein' beautiful the whole dang day long.  It's just very drainin'.  So...today I'm gonna take it easy and git my beauty rests.

Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor