We are skeert 'cause Miss Elsie is in the hospital.

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is all of us speakin'.  We are now really skeert.  Elsie is in the hospital and ain't been able to come home.  Part of the problem is that she is what is a called "a pistol" and won't let mommy give her the medicine she needs. It takes 2 beans to git her medicine in her.  She's way tougherer than mommy so Aunt Doktor Dugan thought it might be best if she stay in the hospital where one bean can hold Elsie down while the other bean shoves the medicine down her.  The other reason that she had to stay is that they ain't sure what is wrong and want to be able to keep an eyeball on her.

We are so lonely 'cause Miss Elsie ain't here.  The Whiskers & Purrs House just ain't the same without her here.  Please say prayers that she will git better and can come home.  It just ain't right for her to not be here.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang