Mazie Monday

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Today is Mazie Monday.  I have gots me a big day today...I gits to go see my Unkle Doktor Blair for my eyeball examination...I can't wait until I git to go but I am a little skeert.  I'm gonna say me a prayer and I don't mind if all my friends on the innernets hears it...here it goes...

Dearest God,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Of course, what with you bein' God and all, you probably already knowed that.  I wanted to ask you a favor...I'm real excited to see my Unkle Doktor Blair but I'm worried...see I used to not be able to see nothin'.  But after I had my eyeballs operated on, I was able to see a little bit.  Now Unkle Dotkor Blair is gonna look to see if I needs to git my eyeballs operated on again.  I'm a little skeert 'cause I'm worried that maybe my eyeballs will git more busted up and I'll be back in the dark again.  Can you do me a favor and help Unkle Doktor Blair know what to do 'bout my eyeballs?  I mean, he is the smartest main on the face of the earth but...well...I think maybe you might be just a little bit smarterer.  Me and mommy sure would appreciate it.

Amen and Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace