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Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Mommy pulled out her "big-ass" camera...the fancy one that she doesn't use every day. She taked some pictures and then downloaded them. To her surprise, there was some photos on there of Felix. It made her happy and sad all at the same time.
We miss you, big brother. Christmas ain't the same without you.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. Since I am blind, will somebody tell me when Santa Claws gits here? I can't see nothin' and I wanna make sure to sniff him a little bit to make sure he's the real Santa Claws. And, I might need to lick him, too.
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Coco Chanel and Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'. We wanna 'poligize 'cause we is just flat out cranky. When is Santa Claws gonna git here? We have been dang good for an awful long time and we is gittin' real tired of it. He better git here fast or we is gonna break bad.
Very truly yours,
Coco Chanel and Georgie P. Puddinandpie
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah speakin'. It's a beautiful Sunday mornin' here. Mommy is watchin' TV in bed and 8 of us kitties are curled up next to her. The sun is shinin' in through the windows.
It is very cozy. I think this is the perfectest time to take a purry bath. If you look closely in my picture, you can see me usin' my pritty pink tongue to clean my beautiful furs. When I am done, I will take a long snoozy nap. Life. Is. Good.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Alma Fleshman Graves (left) and a friend
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Today is a very special day in our house. Mommy's Grandmother Graves was borned on December 13, 1893. She would've been 115 years old today! DANG!
She never feeled that she was old enough to be called "grandma" so she had our mommy and her big sister call her "Mom-Mom". Mom-Mom and our mommy was good friends. She teached mommy how to do lotsa things...knittin', crochetin', paintin' and all kinds of crafty things.
We have a lot of Mom-Mom's stuff in our house. They are called "anteeks". We ain't allowed to go near 'em...at least when mommy is lookin'.
We always do somethin' special in honor of Mom-Mom on December 13. Mommy says that tonight we will git Temptations and Nip. Dang...life. is. good.
Happy birthday, Mom-Mom!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Hi to all my friends on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'...sigh...I was just surfin' the web and found this video of my Anderson Cooper...double sigh...he sure is pritty and I just know for sure that he smells real good...I just know it!
See...this is somethin' else we gots in common...I like fishes, too!!! Now, I will be honest and say that my favoritest kind comes in a Fancy Feast can...but...it still counts as one more thing me and My Anderson Cooper has gots in common...Wow...He sure is dreamy...
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. It has been a very real hard week. We just gotta git through today and then it's the weekend. Between mommy's stoned kidney and losin' cousin Nate, this week just ain't been no kind of good. Mommy has already said that we is gonna sleep and snuggle all weekend long...we hope it gits here very real soon...
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace