Dearest Vampy Vic...
Dearest Vampy Vic,
This is Elsie Fallulah speakin'. Thank you for bein' so honest and very sweet. Dang...you sure is one handsome man. I really really REALLY like the picture of you all vampired out on your bloggy...your eyes kinda look like olives! LOL! I didn't realize you is such a young little squirt...I'm an older woman...I am 5 years old...shoot...I'm old 'nuff to be your mommy!
I unnerstand why you can't be my one and only. We can still be friends and...maybe even smooch every once in a while. But I am still waitin' on my prince to come.
I just know he's gonna show up...I just knows it!
You are a wonnerful friend, VV. It takes a real man to be upfront and honest. I'm glad we is friends. Now...do you wanna kiss on the lips with your mouth open?
Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
Wow, Elsie Fallulah, Victor's going to fall over when he reads that last line! Woohoo! ;-)
Posted by: Luxor | October 02, 2008 at 01:39 AM
OH My beautiful princess Elsie, you is just tooo VERY beautiful in your wedding cloths!
And you z not old at all My Mushka is 5 too!
Don't you know 5 is the new 3;)
I just knowz your prince will come along too, till then LIVE IT UP! :)
Girlz do not need guyz in this day and age.. Even my dadada before he got-ed with my Momma used to have ^%$& friends.. (rude word), and the girlz liked it that way too :)
I must go attend to Momma coz I think she nearly passed out from lack of breath (she was laughing and melting so hard).
I shall reply soon my sweetie pie!
PES: I would be honored to kiss you on the mouth, jus be careful of my teefs, they iz a lill sharp :)
V-V
Posted by: Vamp Vic | October 02, 2008 at 02:14 AM
Ooooh Elsie, you are a tease.
Posted by: Eric and Flynn | October 02, 2008 at 06:41 AM
There you go, you and VV can be "friends with benefits!"
Smooches!
Posted by: Parker | October 02, 2008 at 07:03 AM
Elsie
I fink yoo and VV makes grate furfriends!
Posted by: abby | October 02, 2008 at 10:53 AM
Oh Elsie, yoo is such a tease. We haf a fealing dat, until yoor prince comes along, yoo and VV are gonna haf lots of fun!
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | October 02, 2008 at 12:29 PM
I bet Vic will be sad that you can only be friends.
Posted by: Cheysuli | October 02, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Oh Elsie, you are such a card! I bursted right out laughing when I read that last line. I think you and Vampy Vic should have a wonderful time and have fun until the right Mancat comes along and you are ready to settle down.
Posted by: Daisy | October 02, 2008 at 01:36 PM
You have the right attitude, Elsie. There's no harm in having a little smoochin' fun with a good friend until your Prince comes along ;-)
Posted by: Sunnys Mommy | October 02, 2008 at 05:02 PM
Oh Elsie, you are just too cute! VV is very lucky to have you for his friend. Nothing wrong with a little "practicin" before your one and only mancat comes along.
Posted by: Scooby & Spikey's Mommy | October 02, 2008 at 11:09 PM
Elsie, you so so beautiful!!
Posted by: The Meezers | October 03, 2008 at 10:44 AM
That's so funny, you guys are too much. FAZ
Posted by: Faz the Cat | October 03, 2008 at 01:39 PM