Whiskers & Purrs

Elizabeth Taylor Toes on Tuesday

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

Even my toes are beautiful.  It's just SO good to be me!

Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor

Very proud of mommy!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

We are very proud of mommy.  On Sunday, she planted 2 trees!   They make our yard look very pritty and will one day provide homes for the squirrels and birdies.  But even though we is very proud of mommy, we is very tired...watchin' her grunt and groan and complain the whole time she was diggin' holes  almost to China so she could plant the trees, really weared us out.  That's an awful lot of work for little squirts like us to witness.

We must go back to sleep and git our rest.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers and Purrs Gang

Elsie Fallulah's Response to Vampy Vic

Dearest Vampy Vic,

This is Elsie Fallulah speakin'.  I am sorry it has taken a whole weekend to git back to you...it's all mommy's fault.  She wouldn't turn the pooter on for me so I couldn't write you anything.  Dang...you sure is a handsome boy cat!  I was SO impressed to see how handsome you look in your little red waistcoat!  Hubba Hubba!  And them red roses...oh goodness!  They are so very beautiful!  You really do knows how to sweep a girl right off all of her feets!

There's some things you need to know 'bout me, Vic.  See...I ain't had the easiest of lifes and I have been real unlucky at love.  I was borned in the woods.  A mean person taked my momma cat away from me.  She had killed a birdy to eat 'cause she was weak and tired after havin' me and my brothers and sisters.  It made the mean ol' woman real mad that one of the birdies in her yard had been kilt.  When I was only 3 weeks old, this mean ol' woman had her husband take my momma cat away and dump her.  The next day, they found me.  I was the only one of my family that was still alive.  That dumb woman called the vet and the vet called my mommy.   The rest is history 'cause mommy bottle feeded me and fell in love with me.

When I moved in with mommy, I got to meet my very first love...Ricky Eugene Graves.  He was a big manly orange boy.  Oh he was DREAMY!  There was only one problem...he hated me...hated my guts and everything I touched.  No matter how I tried, he hated me and would slap me 'round and hiss at me.  I was heart broked when he went to heaven. 

Then, Felix showed up.  At first, Felix was always tryin' to get all up in my business and it skeert me.  I would run from him.  Then I started realizin' that Felix was the hotness!  But, by then, he had decided that he didn't like me no more.  He would hit me in the head and hiss at me...mommy said his ego had been hurt 'cause I had spurned him in the past.  Regardless, he rejected me.  Then he got sick with FIP and had to go to heaven with Ricky. 

So, I'm a little skeert right now.  I need me a boy that will be good to me and not have other girlfriends.  I really need to have a boyfriend that will see me as his one-and-only...I git the feelin' that you wanna have lotsa girlfriends...is that true?

Thanks for all them nice things you did for me in your post on your bloggy...it's the nicest thing any boy has ever done for me...I'm used to bein' swatted upside the head by boys...you is real special...and REAL cute!

Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves

Rest In Peace, Sweet Prince

Dearest friends on the innernets,

This is Elizabeth Taylor speakin'.  Last night, my dear friend, Paul Newman, went to heaven.  He was a very good guy.  We liked him very much in our house.  He made real good movies.  Mommy likes his salad dressin' a lot.  Plus, we like his cat food...MMmmmm...tastey!  It don't have no corn or wheat in it.  Aunt Doktor Dugan says them is bad things for kitties...so...Paul Newman made sure they wasn't in the crunchies he made for us kitties.

Watch over us all from heaven, Paul. 

Very truly yours,
Elizabeth Taylor

Lotsa stuff goin' on!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

MOMMY IS FINALLY HOME!!!  We is so happy!  We have been gittin' all kinds of lovin' from her since she got home.  But she leaved us again and went to work and then she came home again and went to sleeps.  How can she ignore us like this?!?  There's lotsa news to catch up on...plus...Elsie Fallulah had a message from Vampy Vic!!!  We will update everybody tomorrow and maybe Elsie will have a message for Vic, too!  Tune in tomorrow, 'kay?

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

A Message for Vampy Vic from Elsie Fallulah Graves

To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  As all of y'all knows, my heart was broked on Tuesday when I realized that my Anderson Cooper is already in love...with a dog.  I want him to love me and only me for ever and ever.  There just ain't no hope for me now.

I received lotsa emails and comments on the bloggy from all of my friends...one catched my attention.  Vampy Vic said he was gonna use his "Casanova ways to melt your heart and forget about him"...Well...Vampy Vic, you is pritty dang cute...

I am very innerested in learnin' more 'bout your Casanova ways...do you like to kiss on the lips with your mouth open?

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

We've Got Each Other

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Jimmy Durante Graves III speakin'.  What a crazy week...what with all the dramaticalness of mommy goin' outta town for work and Elsie Fallulah bein' all heart broked and everything...well...it is definitely time for me to step in as the man of the house and make sure everybody is okay.  I'm a little bit skeert...I hope I can do as good of a job as Felix used to do...we sure do miss you, big brother.

Very truly yours,
Jimmy Durante Graves III

PS...lotsa peoples have been askin' 'bout who is takin' care of us while mommy is gone.  We are SO happy...Aunt Stacy is watchin' over us!!!  She works with Aunt Doktor Dugan and we like her lots!  She rescued Freddy back when he was a little squirt livin' on the streets.  We are very glad she is visitin' with us twice each day!

UPDATE FROM ELSIE

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

I know a lotta y'all has been sending me emails and stuff.  Thanks for all your kind words.  I just wanna clarify...my Anderson Cooper didn't say he don't like cats...he said he loves his dog.  The reason I am so upsetted is that I want him to say that he loves ME and only ME for ever and ever and ever.  I'm sure he thinks us kitties are nice and everything...but he loves his dog.  I mean, once you is in love, that's it. 

I am sad.

Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves

Them Rumors Is TRUE!

To all my friends on the innernets, this is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  My heart is broked.  I'm just a wreck right now...Monday night I was watchin' my Anderson Cooper on CNN...just like I always do every week night.  I don't think he meaned to let somethin' slip but he did...

Everybody has heard all them rumors 'bout my Anderson Cooper...okay, admit it...you know you have heard the stories.  I have tried to ignore 'em...pretend they ain't so.  But tonight...he let somethin' slip that just breaked my heart...

Tonight my Anderson Cooper admitted it, on national TV, that he don't like my kind.  No matter what I might do or say, my Anderson just won't never fall in love with me.  I don't know how I'm gonna face 10:00 PM every Monday thru Friday now.  What will I do with myself?  I can't watch CNN no more.

See my Anderson Cooper had a segment on this:  Leona Helmsley  After the segment was over, Anderson said somethin' that hurt me more than I have ever been hurted before...he said...I'm not even sure my little chubby paws can type this...my Anderson said that....he...loves...well,....he loves his DOG!  I'm pritty sure that means that he don't like my kind.  I am so hurted. 

I'm kinda glad mommy won't be here on Tuesday night to turn the TV on for me.  I just can't look at my Anderson right now.  I gots to find a way to git used to this.  Maybe some time away from his TV show, AC360, will help.

How could he break my heart like this?  I ain't never gonna watch him again.

Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves

Mommy is leavin' us.

To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'.  Mommy don't think we know it yet but she's goin' to leave us for 3 WHOLE DAYS!  We are sad.  Who is gonna love on us?...and scratch our stuff...and give us Fancy Feast and Temptations?

We are sad and depressed.

Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor