Whiskers & Purrs

Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

We had a very real dramatical day on Sunday!  Duchess Fergie woked up with bad bad eyeball troubles...her eyeball was swoled up ands sore and runny...mommy hoped that maybe it could wait until Monday mornin' for her to go to the vet since our vet is not open on Sundays...but...as the day wented ons...mommy knowed that she just had to git Fergie to the vet.  So...mommy taked her to the Veterinary Referral and Critical Care Hospital, also knowed as The Hospital for Very Sick Cats.  Mommy has spended a lots of time at that place...first with Ricky...then with Lucy...and then with Felix...

Fergie was very real skeert but she was such a good girl, so calm, and did every single thing the vet asked her to do...but...mommy couldn't help but be worrieds and skeert for Fergie 'cause she knows how very afraid we always git when we is sick and have to go to the emergency room...

Fergie bein' examined by the ER vet

But then Mommy looked up and could see what Fergie saw...then she understooded why Fergie was so calm and relaxamicated...mommy knowed that everything was going to be okay...

Angel Cat Lucy, Angel Cat Ricky and Angel Cat Felix was all watchin' over Fergie.

As it turned outs, Fergie has a bad eyeball infection...she was sended home with medicine she has gots to take 4 times every single day until she's all betters.  We sure would appreciate it if you would say prayers for Fergie...we know with everybody prayin' and our special Angel Cats watchin' over her, Fergie is goin' to be just fines.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace 

Meet the Senator Sunday...A message for The Learnin' Channel (TLC)

Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III preparing for Thanksgiving

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  Today is Sunday and it's time for Meet the Senator Sunday.  People, I am so disgusterated by the outcome of the recent US election.  I just can't even put it into words.  And, I really need somebody to explain to me why that NITWIT, Sarah Palin, now has her own TV show on TLC...

For those of you that have been Friends of the Gang over the past couple of years, you will remember that last year, me and my family appeared on a National TV Show that was on The Learnin' Channel (TLC).  I just cannot believe that they have now stooped SO low as to put that ignoramus on a National TV Show, too.

So, although it makes me sads, I am now today officially announcin' that I am severin' ALL ties with TLC and will never ever agains appear on their skanky network.  That means NO innerviews, NO special appearances, NO cameos...that's it!   Televisions just ain't big enough for both of us...and if the televisions has decided they want iggernant peoples like Sarah Palin instead of an innelectual political genius such as myself, well, then it's time for me to pack my bags and go.  I am real sads and disappointed...so much so that I feel the need to go pee on somethin'.  

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III