Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. Dang...am I ever tireds! I just got back from my big ol' vacation in Tahiti...WHEW! Let me tell you...gittin' your freak on can really wear a person out! I will post more 'bout my big 'venture in Tahiti with all them Tahiti babes later this week. In the meantime...I gots to git some rest so I can git back to Senatatin'. After watchin' the news, I can tell that just a few days of me bein' away has led to chaos in Washington. I gots me lots of work to head to git everything back in good shapes.
I'm gonna go take me a big ol' nap!
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
