Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Fergie the Duchess speakin'. I am tryin' to git my beauty sleeps but mommy has the TV on and the lights all on...she is makin' lotsa noises and takin' my picture with the bright light thing flashin' in my eyeballs....just add this to the list of abuse and neglect we all go through in the Whiskers & Purrs House. It just ain't right....when will we ever git her trained? What do other kitties do to git their mommy's to treat them right? Please let me know.
Very truly yours,
Duchess Fergie
