Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. As everybody knows, I am a very important Senator...I've done some real good stuff since I have been a Senator...the most important of which is the fact that I've encouraged my fellow Feline Americans to think outside of the box and not be 'fraid to tinkle and poop anywheres they want...this is a free country. If you feel like lettin' her rip on the bathroom counter...well, I say go for its. I've tried to focus on this freedom of expression and fight for the rights of my brothers and sisters since day one.
Even though mommy says we shouldn't brag 'bout ourselfs or shamelessly promote ourselfs, I think it's time that I be recognized for my 'complishments. I want my picture to be on the $100 bill. It's just only right...please join me in campaignin' whoever it is that decides on the pictures for $100 bills to git me my picture in every wallet in America. If anybody knows who I need to talk to 'bout makin' this happen, please let me know.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
