Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Hi. My name is Thelma Louise. There was some confusion 'bout my name...mommy Jenny thoughted my name might be Betty but I set her straight on that right away. I am Thelma. Thelma Louise. Mommy Jenny tricked me today. She is in West Virginia visitin' her family. Her mommy is very very sick. I have been showin' up every day there and mommy Jenny's dad has been feedin' me for several months. This mornin' it was pourin' the rain and I was soakin' wet. I went to eat and before I knowed it, mommy Jenny had scooped me up and put me in a carrier. That made me very mads and very very skeert.
I went to the vet and...well...I got all kinds of tests runned on me and they squeezed just 'bout everything I got...includin' some stuff I don't think they should've been squeezin'. I'm pretty sure they drained out all of my bloods. It made me very mads. They will git the test results on Saturday mornin'. I also gotted all of my shots. I'm spendin' the night in the vet's office and tomorrow mommy Jenny will pick me up. We will spend the night and travel on Sunday to Virginia where the Whiskers & Purrs Gang live. On Monday, mommy Jenny says I will have me a operation. Aunt Doktor Dugan is gonna fix it so I can do IT with boys and not have to worry 'bout makin' babies. That sounds WONNERFULS! I've already had me a couple of litters of babies...I'm tired of that mess!
We don't think I'll be livin' in the Whiskers & Purrs House forevers. Mommy Jenny is gonna try to help find me a wonnerful home. Until that happens, though, mommy Jenny will "foster" me and make sure I gots everything I could ever need and want...includin' kisses, tummy rubs and somethin' called "Temptations"...I ain't never had me none of them things...I hope they are as good as everybody says. I'm very thankfuls to have a safe place to sleep...I am so very tired of sleepin' in bushes and weeds and always havin' to look over my shoulder outta fear.
I hope that all of you nice peoples on the innernets will be my friend and say prayers that I find me a very real nice home soons.
Very truly yours,
Thelma Louise
