Somethin' tragic happened...

Elizabeth Taylor, Fergie and Jimmy tryin' to cope

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is all of us speakin'.  Somethin' tragic has happened. It's just awfuls.  Last night mommy came home from work.  She did her normal routine...cleaned the poop boxes, rubbed all of our tummies, fixed our Fancy Feast and then feeded herself.  Then came our favoritest time of the day...Temptation Time!  Woo Hoo!

Mommy sit out our Temptation Plates...(we gots plates just for Tempation Time...when mommy gits them out...LOOK OUTS!  There's a ragin' stampede to git into the kitchen and get our beloved Temptations.) So...she sit the plates out and we was all there fussin' at her to git the Temptations QUICK...she went to the cupboard where she keeps 'em and then we saw her eyes git real big and heard her say "OH NO!"...see, mommy had forgotted to buy us Temptations when she went to the grocery store this week!  HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ANYTHING SO RIDICKOLUS in your whole life?  What kind of a mommy does this sort of thing?

There we was...waitin' for our most favoritest treat in the world...standin' right in front of our Temptation Plates...and mommy was standin' there empty handed.  The neglect and abuse we go through is awfuls.  AND....it gits worser...we told her she would just have to git in the car and go git us some.  She said she was just too tired and we would just have to go a day without our beloved Temptations.  CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?  Somehow we are gonna just have to make it through with 22 cans of Fancy Feast and our gigantical bowls of dry food...but NO TEMPTATIONS until tonight. 

Please pray for us that we will git through this tryin' time without too much psychological damage.

Very truly yours,
The Temptationless Whiskers & Purrs Gang