Last night...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Jimmy Durante Graves III speakin'.  Last night I was very tired.  I had worked hard all day at bein' a very good boy.  It was not a easy job but I did it...all day.  So, when it was time to go to sleeps, I went real real fast. 

While I was sleepin', a big ol' mean monster was chasin' me.  He was big and mean and ugly.  He skeert me.  So I started runnin' in my sleeps as fast as I could and then I started meowin'...meowin' real real loud.  Shoot...I was so brave that I even reached behind me and whapped that mean ol' monster right on the leg!  What I didn't know was that I was layin' next to mommy and was movin' my legs just like I was runnin' for reals.  And...I was meowin' at the top of my lungs, too...mommy thought I was havin' a seizure or somethin'.  But...it was just an evil monster chasin' me.  When mommy finally gotted me awake, my heart was racin'...

Dang ol' monster!

Very truly your,
Jimmy Durante Graves III