Georgie addresses some rumors...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  I am very real upsets.  There has been some rumors 'bout me on the innernets and in some story books.   I am very hurted and mad 'bout 'em.  Mommy said I should make a public statement to all my peoples to sit the record straight.  So...here it goes:

To all my peoples,
I do not kiss the girls a make 'em cry.  I am a very good boy.  Mommy says so.  I do like to kiss me some womens but I am a gentlemen and I ain't never made anybody cry.  I want everybody to stop talkin' bad 'bout me.

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie