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Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Mommy is finally home after bein' gone for a whole dang week. She helped to plan a big big BIG meetin'. While she was gone, she meeted some real nice peoples and also got to work with some of the nicest peoples on the face of the earth...everything went real good and now she is finally home...all is right in the world again.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Dear Mommy,
This is Elizabeth Taylor and Mazie Grace speakin'. We are wonnerin' if you are ever comin' home again...you have been away for a whole dang week. We are sad. We love Aunt Stacy and all, but...we miss you. Mazie Grace has been so lonely that she has dragged every toy we have all around the house tryin' to make some funs but...well...dang it...as much as we hate to admit it, we miss you and want you to come home. Please come back, 'kay?
Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor & Mazie Grace
Dear Elizabeth Taylor & Mazie Grace,
I miss you, too, sweet ones...here's a promise...go take a nice long mornin' nap and...when you wake up, I'll be home! We will snuggle and cuddle and kiss...I promise!
Love,
Mommy
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'. I am very real upsets. There has been some rumors 'bout me on the innernets and in some story books. I am very hurted and mad 'bout 'em. Mommy said I should make a public statement to all my peoples to sit the record straight. So...here it goes:
To all my peoples,
I do not kiss the girls a make 'em cry. I am a very good boy. Mommy says so. I do like to kiss me some womens but I am a gentlemen and I ain't never made anybody cry. I want everybody to stop talkin' bad 'bout me.Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. Today is Mazie Monday! I am startin' to git a little skeert. I was so excited to git to see my Unkle Doktor Blair a couple of weeks ago...and even more excited when he said I gots to go back and see him on May 28th. But then mommy and me had a conversation and I realized that I have gots to go back 'cause I'm gonna have me a eyeball operation. It's just 10 days from today...what if my eyeballs end up bein' more busted-up than they are now?
I am very REAL skeert. I think I'm gonna take a nap to git over my skeertness.
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
PS...remember...your beans must sing "Hail to the Chief" when you walk into the room! Don't let 'em forgit.
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'. Ya know...it just ain't easy bein' me, what with me bein' so beautifuls and all. I mean I gots to git up in the mornin'...be beautifuls and then I gots to keep bein' beautiful the whole dang day long. It's just very drainin'. So...today I'm gonna take it easy and git my beauty rests.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'. I am very much a manly man. Yes, I'm a manly man with my manly needs and manly ways. I love the womens in the Whiskers & Purrs House...'specially Mazie Grace. Dang...she is the sweetest girl EVER! Me and her kiss a lot. She's a real dang sweet girl! I also like to kiss Fergie...she is a fellow yellow person and VERY hot! She's a good kisser, too! Oh, and I also like to swap spit with Elsie Fallulah Graves sometimes...don't worry, Vampy Vic...we is just flirtin'...nothin' serious. I'm pretty sure my heart belongs to Mazie Grace.
Live sure is good here in the Whiskers & Purrs House!
Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. I just wanted to let you all know that I am finally on the mend. I still gots to take my medicines but...my Butt-Tockses is startin' to not be quite as red and sore. I have been sleepin' every night on the pillow next to mommy. Every once in a while she reaches over and rubs my tush and tummy. Life. Is. Good. I still have not forgived her for shovin' medicine down my throat...but...she makes up for it with kisses, belly rubs, whisker skritches and many conversations with me 'bout my beauty and sheer wonnerfulness. Now, if I could just do somethin' 'bout that TLC camera that got a shot of Aunt Doktor Dugan examinin' by swollen tushy...for the WHOLE world to see...includin' my Anderson Cooper...
Thanks, again, to everybody for bein' concerned 'bout me and my tushy.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. Today is Mazie Monday! I know somethin' that none of the other Whiskers & Purrs Gang knows...it's a secret...it's gonna make all of The Gang very mads...
See, with me bein' blind as a bat and all, I gots me some extra very good hearin'. I heard mommy whisperin' on the phone 'cause she don't want none of us to know yet...
She is gonna leave us for a whole dang week! We will be all by our selfs. Aunt Stacy will come in twice a day to check on us but we won't git no mommy-lovin' for 7 whole days. I heard mommy sayin' that she don't wanna leave...that she's gots to go to some meetin' for work. I just don't unnerstand beans...if you gots somethin' you don't wanna do, why do you do it anyways? You would never see a cat doin' somethin' they don't wants to do.
I gots to find a way to tell all of The Gang that there will be no mommy kisses, mommy belly rubs, mommy ear skritches, mommy tushy rubs for a whole dang week...we must start plottin' our punishment for mommy now...it will be a busy week!
That's it for now...remember it's Mazie Monday..., be sure to remind your beans that they have to stop what they is doin' and start hummin' "Hail to the Chief" when you walk into a room!
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
To all my sweet friends on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. I'm talkin' in italics 'cause I don't feel so goods and I'm a little weak. I want to thank all of my dear friends that have leaved me comments and emails sendin' good wishes for me to git betters. I'm gonna try to git to everybody's bloggy's to say thanks but it might be a whiles before I can git to everybody.
I'm still not eatin' too good but I'm strong enough to git real mads and bite the livin' bejeezuz outta mommy when she tries to shove that awful poison medicine down my throat. It looks like my little tushy is startin' to not be quite as red and swollens. I still gots a ways to go before I'm back to bein' my selfs, but...mommy seems to think I'm on the mend.
We just wanted to let everybody know that we appreciate all the emails and comments...you kitties and beans on the innernets are the bestest EVER! We love you all!
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
PS...Happy Mother's Day to all the Bean and Kitty Mom's!
