Whiskers & Purrs

Georgie addresses some rumors...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  I am very real upsets.  There has been some rumors 'bout me on the innernets and in some story books.   I am very hurted and mad 'bout 'em.  Mommy said I should make a public statement to all my peoples to sit the record straight.  So...here it goes:

To all my peoples,
I do not kiss the girls a make 'em cry.  I am a very good boy.  Mommy says so.  I do like to kiss me some womens but I am a gentlemen and I ain't never made anybody cry.  I want everybody to stop talkin' bad 'bout me.

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie

Mazie Monday

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Today is Mazie Monday!  I am startin' to git a little skeert.  I was so excited to git to see my Unkle Doktor Blair a couple of weeks ago...and even more excited when he said I gots to go back and see him on May 28th.  But then mommy and me had a conversation and I realized that I have gots to go back 'cause I'm gonna have me a eyeball operation.  It's just 10 days from today...what if my eyeballs end up bein' more busted-up than they are now?

I am very REAL skeert.  I think I'm gonna take a nap to git over my skeertness.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

PS...remember...your beans must sing "Hail to the Chief" when you walk into the room!  Don't let 'em forgit.

It just ain't easy bein' me...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'.  Ya know...it just ain't easy bein' me, what with me bein' so beautifuls and all.  I mean I gots to git up in the mornin'...be beautifuls and then I gots to keep bein' beautiful the whole dang day long.  It's just very drainin'.  So...today I'm gonna take it easy and git my beauty rests.

Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor

Buzzy Randolph Graves III speaks!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'.  I am very much a manly man.  Yes, I'm a manly man with my manly needs and manly ways.  I love the womens in the Whiskers & Purrs House...'specially Mazie Grace.  Dang...she is the sweetest girl EVER!  Me and her kiss a lot.  She's a real dang sweet girl!  I also like to kiss Fergie...she is a fellow yellow person and VERY hot!  She's a good kisser, too!  Oh, and I also like to swap spit with Elsie Fallulah Graves sometimes...don't worry, Vampy Vic...we is just flirtin'...nothin' serious.  I'm pretty sure my heart belongs to Mazie Grace.

Live sure is good here in the Whiskers & Purrs House!

Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III

Elsie Fallulah Update

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  I just wanted to let you all know that I am finally on the mend.  I still gots to take my medicines but...my Butt-Tockses is startin' to not be quite as red and sore.  I have been sleepin' every night on the pillow next to mommy.  Every once in a while she reaches over and rubs my tush and tummy.  Life. Is. Good.  I still have not forgived her for shovin' medicine down my throat...but...she makes up for it with kisses, belly rubs, whisker skritches and many conversations with me 'bout my beauty and sheer wonnerfulness.  Now, if I could just do somethin' 'bout that TLC camera that got a shot of Aunt Doktor Dugan examinin' by swollen tushy...for the WHOLE world to see...includin' my Anderson Cooper...

Thanks, again, to everybody for bein' concerned 'bout me and my tushy. 

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Today is Mazie Monday!  I know somethin' that none of the other Whiskers & Purrs Gang knows...it's a secret...it's gonna make all of The Gang very mads...

See, with me bein' blind as a bat and all, I gots me some extra very good hearin'.  I heard mommy whisperin' on the phone 'cause she don't want none of us to know yet...

She is gonna leave us for a whole dang week!  We will be all by our selfs.  Aunt Stacy will come in twice a day to check on us but we won't git no mommy-lovin' for 7 whole days.  I heard mommy sayin' that she don't wanna leave...that she's gots to go to some meetin' for work.  I just don't unnerstand beans...if you gots somethin' you don't wanna do, why do you do it anyways?  You would never see a cat doin' somethin' they don't wants to do. 

I gots to find a way to tell all of The Gang that there will be no mommy kisses, mommy belly rubs, mommy ear skritches, mommy tushy rubs for a whole dang week...we must start plottin' our punishment for mommy now...it will be a busy week!

That's it for now...remember it's Mazie Monday..., be sure to remind your beans that they have to stop what they is doin' and start hummin' "Hail to the Chief" when you walk into a room!

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

A message from Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

To all my sweet friends on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  I'm talkin' in italics 'cause I don't feel so goods and I'm a little weak.  I want to thank all of my dear friends that have leaved me comments and emails sendin' good wishes for me to git betters.  I'm gonna try to git to everybody's bloggy's to say thanks but it might be a whiles before I can git to everybody.

I'm still not eatin' too good but I'm strong enough to git real mads and bite the livin' bejeezuz outta mommy when she tries to shove that awful poison medicine down my throat.  It looks like my little tushy is startin' to not be quite as red and swollens.  I still gots a ways to go before I'm back to bein' my selfs, but...mommy seems to think I'm on the mend.

We just wanted to let everybody know that we appreciate all the emails and comments...you kitties and beans on the innernets are the bestest EVER!  We love you all!

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

PS...Happy Mother's Day to all the Bean and Kitty Mom's!

Happy Mother's Day!

Elsie Fallulah Update

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is all of us speakin'.  Our sweet Elsie Fallulah got to come home last night.  We are still worried 'cause she just ain't actin' like herself.  She still don't feel good at all.  She is hidin' and very sad.  Mommy talked to Aunt Doktor Dugan last night after Elsie got home.  Mommy might take her back to the hospital this mornin' if things don't start to improve.

One by one all of us gived her head butts when she got home last night.  We was all so happy to see our sweet Miss Elsie!  Mazie Grace washed her face for her real good.  But Elsie is still sad and don't seem to feel very good.  This makes us very sad, too.

Please keep sayin' prayers that she will feel betters and also that Elsie will cooperate and let mommy git all the medicine in her...we all need our Elsie to git back to bein' her wonnerful self.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

We are skeert 'cause Miss Elsie is in the hospital.

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is all of us speakin'.  We are now really skeert.  Elsie is in the hospital and ain't been able to come home.  Part of the problem is that she is what is a called "a pistol" and won't let mommy give her the medicine she needs. It takes 2 beans to git her medicine in her.  She's way tougherer than mommy so Aunt Doktor Dugan thought it might be best if she stay in the hospital where one bean can hold Elsie down while the other bean shoves the medicine down her.  The other reason that she had to stay is that they ain't sure what is wrong and want to be able to keep an eyeball on her.

We are so lonely 'cause Miss Elsie ain't here.  The Whiskers & Purrs House just ain't the same without her here.  Please say prayers that she will git better and can come home.  It just ain't right for her to not be here.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang