Boogers

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  I just wanted to let everybody know that I have been attacked by an evil army of boogers.  Now with me bein' a Senator and all, this is very serious.  I have been tryin' real hard to fight them evil boogers off...I has been sneezin', coughin', wipin' 'em on mommy's sleeves and workin' hard at blowin' 'em outta my head.  So far it ain't workin' too good.  But I am a strong and loyal Senator and will keep fightin' the good fight.

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III